R. A. Lafferty: Stories

Tin Tony Trotz had only one job--to watch out for something a little odd--in a universe that was insane!

He appeared in glory and sank without a trace. Why? How? For the first time anywhere, here is the startling inside story.

It was the awfullest dream in the world, no doubt about it. In fact, it seemed to be the only dream there was!

Time is money. Time heals all wounds. Given time, anything is possible. And now he had all the time in the world!

The place called Sodom was bad enough. But right down the road was the other town--and that was even worse!

Odd planet! The bipeds talked from their heads and saw only what lay before them. In short, they were pathetic--and deadly!