The planet Lanit II had dwindled to a luminous speck. They were in clear space now, at Breakoff Point. Beliakoff held the ship in position while Kelly set dials for the jump into the hyperspatial drift opening, which deep-space men knew as the Slot.

Beliakoff cracked his bony knuckles nervously. “Now, Johnny,” he said, “easy this time. Real easy. Gentle her into it. She’s not a new ship. She resents being slammed into the Slot.”

“She’ll take it,” Kelly said, with a boyish grin of almost suicidal abandon.

“Maybe she will, but how about us? You sort of creased the Slot getting us off Torriang. A little closer and--”

“I was still getting the touch. You ought to be glad I’m an instinctive astrogator.”

He set the last dial with a rapid twirl and reached for the kissoff switch.

“You’re out two decimal points,” said Beliakoff, who worried about such trifles. “Enough to ionize us.”

“I know, I know,” Kelly grumbled, adjusting the dial. “I was just touching it for luck. Here we go!”

He depressed the kissoff switch. Beliakoff shut his eyes as the ship lurched Slotward, wishing that Kyne, their government-inspected, college-graduated astrogator was still aboard. Kyne had been an expert at the job. But then, three planets back, he had suddenly gone after a native stevedore with a micro-edge cleaver, screaming that no dirty alien would ever marry his daughter.

Kyne had no daughter.

Currently he was confined in Azolith, awaiting transportation Earthside, to a padded little homy room in the Spaceman’s Snug Port.

“How about that?” Kelly asked proudly, once the ship was locked in hyperspace. “Superior intelligence and steel nerves do the trick every time.”

“Poor devil, Kyne,” Beliakoff sighed.

“A paranoid,” Kelly diagnosed. “Did he ever tell you about the plot to keep him out of the Luna Military Academy?”

“He never talked to me much.”

“That’s because you’re a cold, distant, unsympathetic type,” Kelly said, with a complacent smile. “Me, he told everything. He applied to Luna every year. Studied all the textbooks on military organization, land tactics, sea tactics, space strategy, histories of warfare. Crammed his cabin with that junk. Knew it inside out. Fantastic memory!”

“Why didn’t he get in?”

“Hemophilia. He couldn’t pass the physical. He thought they were plotting against him. Still, I’m grateful for the chance at a little astrogation.” With the barest hint of a smile, Kelly said, “I understand it’s possible to bring a ship sidewise through the Slot at Terra.”

“Please don’t try,” Beliakoff begged, shuddering. “I knew we should have waited for Kyne’s replacement at Mala.”

“We’d still be there, with a cargo of kvash turning sour.”

“I was afraid it would sour anyhow,” Beliakoff said, with a worrier’s knack for finding trouble. “Mala is the slowest loading port this side of the Rift. I must admit, however, they didn’t do badly this time.”

“Noticed that, did you?” Kelly asked.

“Hm? Did you find a way of speeding them up?”

“Sure. Gave them Kyne’s old dog-eared books. They’re crazy about books. Really hustled for them.”

Beliakoff said nothing for several seconds, but his long, sallow face became pale. “You what?”

“Gave ‘em the books. Don’t worry,” Kelly said quickly. “Kyne gave them to me before they hauled him away.”

“You gave the warfare books to the people on Mala?”

“You mean I shouldn’t have? Why not? What’s wrong with Mala?”

“Plenty.” Beliakoff grimly did some quick figuring. “It’ll be a year, their time, when we can get back. Kelly, take us out of hyperspace!”

“Now?” Kelly gasped. “Here?”

“At once!”

“But we might come out inside a star or--”

“That,” Beliakoff said, his voice filled with righteousness, “simply cannot be helped. We must return at once to Mala!”

General Drak, Commander of the Forces of the Empress, Wearer of the Gold Star of Mala, sat at his desk in the Supreme Command Post, which had recently been converted from a hardware store. He was engaged in a fiery argument over the telephone with Nob, the Empress’s right-hand man.

“But damn it all,” General Drak shouted, “I must have it! I am the Supreme Commander, the General of All the Armies of the Dictatorship! Doesn’t that mean anything?”

“Not under the circumstances,” Nob answered.

Two soldiers, standing guard in the General’s quarters, listened interestedly.

“Think he’ll get it?” one asked.

“Not a chance,” the other answered.

Drak glared them into silence, then returned to the argument. “Will you please attempt to understand my position?” he said hoarsely. “You put me in command. At my orders, the Armies of the Dictatorship move against the Allied Democracies. All the other generals obey me. Me! Correct?”

“He’s got a point,” one soldier said.

“He’ll never get it,” the other replied.

“Shut up, you two!” Drak roared. “Nob, aren’t I right? It’s the Earthly way, Nob. Authority must be recognized!”

“I’m sorry,” Nob said. “Extremely sorry. Personally, I sympathize with you. But the Book of Terran Rank Equivalents is quite specific. Seven shoulder stars are the most--the absolute most--that any general can wear. I absolutely cannot allow you to wear eight.”

“But you gave Frix seven! And he’s just Unit General!”

“That was before we understood the rules completely. We thought there was no limit to the number of stars we could give and Frix was sulky. I’m sorry, General, you’ll just have to be satisfied with seven.”

“Take one away from Frix, then.”

“Can’t. He’ll resign.”

“In that case, I resign.”

“You aren’t allowed to. The book, Military Leadership, specifically states that a Supreme Commander never resigns during hostilities. An Earthman would find the very thought inconceivable.”

“All right!” Drak furiously slammed down the telephone.

The two soldiers exchanged winks.

“At attention, you two,” Drak said. “You’re supposed to be honor guards. Why can’t you act like honor guards?”

“We haven’t got weapons,” one of the soldiers pointed out.

“Can’t be helped. I sent what we had to the front.”

“But we need them here,” the soldier said earnestly. “It’s bad for morale, us not having weapons, and morale is vital for victory.”

Drak hated to be lectured, but he had to accept textbook truth when it was quoted at him.

“You may be right,” he agreed. “I’ll try to get some back.”

He rubbed his eyes tiredly. Everything had happened so quickly!

Just a week ago, Nob had walked into his store and inquired, “Drak, how would you like to be a general?”

“I don’t know,” Drak had confessed honestly. “What is it and why do we need one?”

“War starting,” Nob said. “You’ve heard of war, haven’t you? Earth idea, very Earthly. I’ll explain later how it works. What do you say?”

“All right. But do you really think I’m the right type?”

“Absolutely. Besides, your hardware store is perfectly situated for the Supreme Command Post.”

But aside from the location of his hardware store, Drak had other qualifications for leadership. For one thing, he looked like an Earth general and this had loomed large in Nob’s eyes. Drak was over six feet tall, strongly built, solidly muscled. His eyes were gray, deep-set and fierce; his nose was aquiline; his mouth was firm because he usually held nails in it when he was out on a repair job.

In his uniform, Drak looked every inch a general; as a matter of fact, he looked like several generals, for his cap came from the Earth-Mars war of ‘82, his tunic was a relic of the D’eereli Campaign, his belt was in the style of the Third Empire, his pants were a replica of the Southern Star Front, while his shoes reminded one of the hectic days of the Fanzani Rebellion.

But at least all his clothes were soldiers’ clothes. His honor guard had to piece out their uniforms with personal articles. They had complained bitterly about the injustice of this, and had come close to deserting. But Drak, after some hasty reading in Smogget’s Leadership, told them about the Terran doctrine of the Privileges of Rank.

In front of him now was a report from the Allani Battle Front. He wasn’t sure what it said, since it was coded and he had neglected to write down the code. Was it ENEMY REPULSED US WITH HEAVY LOSSES or should it read US REPULSED ENEMY WITH HEAVY LOSSES?

He wished he knew. It made quite a difference.

The door burst open and a young corporal rushed in. “Hey, General, take a look out the window!”

Drak started to rise, then reconsidered. Rules were rules.

“Hey, what?” he demanded.

“Forgot,” the corporal said. “Hey, sir, take a look out the window, huh?”

“Much better.” Drak walked to the window and saw, in the distance, a mass of ascending black smoke.

“City of Chando,” the corporal said proudly. “Boy, we smacked it today! Saturation bombing for ten hours. They can’t use it for anything but a gravel pit now!”

“Sir,” Drak reminded.

“Sir. The planes are fueled up and waiting. What shall we flatten next, huh, sir?”

“Let me see...” General Drak examined a wall map upon which the important enemy cities were circled in red. There were Alis and Dryn, Kys and Mos and Dlettre. Drak could think of no reason for leveling one more than another. After a moment’s thought, he pushed a button on his desk.

“Yeah?” asked a voice over the loudspeaker.

“Which one, Ingif?”

“Kys, of course,” said the cracked voice of his old hardware store assistant. “Fellow over there owes us money and won’t pay up.”

“Thanks, Ingif.” Drak turned to the corporal. “Go to it, soldier!”

“Yes, sir!”

The corporal hurried out.

General Drak turned back to the reports on his desk, trying again to puzzle out what had happened at Allani. Repulsed Us? Us Repulsed? How should it read?

“Oh, well,” Drak said resignedly. “In the long run, I don’t suppose it really makes much difference.”

Miles away, in no man’s land, stood a bunker of reinforced concrete and steel. Within the bunker were two men. They sat on opposite sides of a plain wooden table and their faces were stern and impassive. Beside each man was a pad and pencil. Upon each pad were marks.

Upon the table between them was a coin.

“Your toss,” said the man on the right.

The man on the left picked up the coin. “Call it.”

“Heads.”

It came up heads.

“Damn,” said the flipper, passing the coin across the table and standing up.

The other man smiled faintly, but said nothing.

Kelly reached for the kissoff switch, then hesitated. “Look, Igor,” he said, “do we have to come out now, without charts? It gets risky, you know. How can we tell what’s out there in normal space?”

“It is a risk we have to take,” Beliakoff said stonily.

“But why? What’s wrong with the people of Mala having those books? Believe me, there’s nothing dirty in them.”

“Look,” Beliakoff said patiently, “you know that Mala is a semi-restricted planet. Limited trading is allowed under control conditions. No articles are allowed on the planet except those on the approved list.”

“Yeah,” Kelly said vaguely. “Silly sort of rule.”

“Not at all. Mala is a mirror culture. They consider Earth and its ways to be absolute perfection. They copy everything of Earth’s they can find.”

“Seems like a good idea. We have got a real good culture.”

“Sure, but we developed into it. The Malans simply copy what they see, with no underlying tradition or rationale. Since they don’t know why they’re doing any particular thing, they can easily misinterpret it, warp it into something harmful.”

“They’ll learn,” Kelly said.

“Of course they will. But in the meantime, the results can be devastating. They always are when a primitive race tries to ape the culture of a more advanced people. Look at what happened to the South Sea Islanders. All they picked up was the worst of French, British and American culture. You hardly see any more South Sea Islanders, do you? Same with the American Indians, with the Hottentots, and plenty of others.”

“I still think you’re making too much of a fuss about it,” Kelly said. “All right, I gave them a lot of books on warfare and political organization. So what? What in blazes can they do with them?”

“The Malans,” Beliakoff said grimly, “have never had a war.”

Kelly gulped. “Never?”

“Never. They’re a completely cooperative society. Or were, before they started reading those warfare books.”

“But they wouldn’t start a war just because they’ve got some books on it, and know that Earth people do it, and--yeah, I guess they would.” Quickly he set the dials. “You’re right, buddy. We have an absolute moral obligation to return and straighten out that mess.”

“I knew you’d see it that way,” Beliakoff said approvingly. “And there is the additional fact that the Galactic Council could hold us responsible for any deaths traceable to the books. It could mean Ran-hachi Prison for a hundred years or so.”

“Why didn’t you say that in the first place?” Kelly flipped the kissoff switch. The ship came out in normal space. Fortunately, there was no sun or planet in its path.

“Hang on,” Kelly said, “we’re going where we’re going in a great big rush!”

“I just hope we’ll be in time to salvage something,” Beliakoff said, watching as their freighter plowed its way through the sea of space toward the unchanging stars.

With evident nervousness, Nob walked down a long, dim corridor toward the imperial chambers, carrying a small package in both hands. The Prime Minister of the Dictatorship was a small bald man with a great bulging forehead and small, glittering black eyes, made smaller by steel-rimmed spectacles. He looked the very incarnation of an evil genius, which was why he had been chosen as the Power Behind the Throne.

In point of fact, however, Nob was a mild, near-sighted, well-meaning little man, a lawyer by occupation, known throughout Mala for his prize rose gardens and his collection of Earth stamps. In spite of a temperamental handicap, he didn’t find his new job too difficult. The Earth books were there and Nob simply interpreted them as literally as possible. Whenever a problem came up, Nob thought: how would they solve it on Earth? Then he would do the same, or as near the same as possible.

But dealing with the Empress presented problems of a unique nature. Nob couldn’t find a book entitled Ways and Means of Placating Royalty. If such a book were obtainable, Nob would have paid any price for it.

He took a deep breath, knocked and opened the door into the Royal Chambers.

Instantly he ducked. A vase shattered against the wall behind him. Not so good, he thought, calculating the distance by which it had missed him. The Empress Jusa’s aim was improving.

“Nob, you dirty swine!” the Empress shrieked.

“At your service, Majesty,” Nob answered, bowing low.

“Where are the pearls, you insolent dolt?”

“Here, Majesty,” Nob said, handing over the package. “It strained the exchequer, buying them for you. The Minister of the Treasury threatened to desert to the enemy. He may still. The people are muttering about extravagance in high places. But the pearls are yours, Majesty.”

“Of course.” Jusa opened the package and looked at the lustrous gems. “Can I keep them?” she asked, in a very small voice.

“Of course not.”

“I didn’t think so,” Jusa said sadly. She had been just another Malan girl, but had been chosen as Empress on the basis of her looks, which were heartbreakingly lovely. It was axiomatic that an Empress should be heartbreakingly lovely. The Malans had seen enough Earth films to know that.

But an Empress should also be cold, calculating, cruel, as well as gracious, headstrong and generous to a fault. She should care nothing for her people, while, simultaneously, all she cared for was the people. She should act in a manner calculated to make her subjects love her in spite of and because of herself.

Jusa was a girl of considerable intelligence and she wanted to be as Earthly as the next. But the contradictions in her role baffled her.

“Can’t I keep them just for a little while?” she pleaded, holding a single pearl up to the light.

“It isn’t possible,” Nob said. “We need guns, tanks, planes. Therefore you sell your jewelry. There are many Terran precedents.”

“But why did I have to insist upon the pearls in the first place?” Jusa asked.

“I explained! As Empress, you must be flighty, must possess a whim of iron, must have no regard for anyone else’s feelings, must lust for expensive baubles.”

“All right,” Jusa said.

“All right, what?”

“All right, swine.”

“That’s better,” Nob said. “You’re learning, Jusa, you really are. If you could just fluctuate your moods more consistently--”

“I really will try,” promised the Empress. “I’ll learn, Nob. You’ll be proud of me yet.”

“Good. Now there are some problems of state which you must decide upon. Prisoners of war, for one thing. We have several possible means for disposing of them. First, we could--”

“You take care of it.”

“Now, now,” Nob chided. “Mustn’t shirk your duty.”

“I’m not. I am simply being arbitrary and dictatorial. You solve it, pig. And bring me diamonds.”

“Yes, Excellency,” Nob said, bowing low. “Diamonds. But the people--”

“I love the people. But to hell with them!” she cried, fire in her eyes.

“Fine, fine,” Nob said, and bowed his way out of the room.

Jusa stood for a few moments in thought, then picked up a vase and shattered it on the floor. She made a mental note to order several dozen more.

Then she flung herself upon the royal couch and began to weep bitterly.

She was quite a young Empress and she had the feeling of being in beyond her depth. The problems of the war and of royalty had completely ended her social life.

She resented it; any girl would.

Nob, meanwhile, left the palace and went home in his armored car. The car had been ordered to protect him against assassins, who, according to the Earth books, aimed a good deal of their plots at Prime Ministers. Nob could see no reason for this, since if he weren’t Prime Minister, any one of a thousand men could do the job with equal efficiency. But he supposed it had a certain symbolic meaning.

He reached his home and his wife kissed him on the cheek. “Hard day at the palace, dear?” she asked.

“Quite hard,” Nob said. “Lots of work for after supper.”

“It just isn’t fair,” complained his wife. She was a plump, pleasant little person and she worried continually about her husband’s health. “They shouldn’t make you work so hard.”

“But of course they should!” said Nob, a little astonished. “Don’t you remember what I told you? All the books say that during a war, a Prime Minister is a harried, harassed individual, weighed down by the enormous burden of state, unable to relax, tense with the numerous strains of high office.”

“It isn’t fair,” his wife repeated.

“No one said it was. But it’s extremely Earthlike.”

His wife shrugged her shoulders. “Well, of course, if it’s Earthlike, it must be right. Come eat supper, dear.”

After eating, Nob attacked his mounds of paperwork. But soon he was yawning and his eyes burned. He turned to his wife, who was just finishing the dishes.

“My dear,” he said, “do you suppose you could help me?”

“Is it proper?” she asked.

“Oh, absolutely. The books state that the Prime Minister’s wife tries in every way possible to relieve her husband of the burden of power.”

“In that case, I’ll be happy to try.” She sat down in front of the great pile of papers. “But, dear, I don’t know anything about these matters.”

“Rely on instinct,” Nob answered, yawning. “That’s what I do.”

Flattered by the importance of her task, she set to work with a will.

Several hours later, she awakened her husband, who was slumbering on the couch.

“I’ve got them all finished except these,” she said. “In this one, I’m afraid I don’t understand that word.”

Nob glanced at the paper. “Oh, propaganda. That means giving the people the facts, whether true or false. It’s very important in any war.”

“I don’t see why.”

“It’s obvious. To have a genuine Earth-style war, you need ideological differences. That’s why we chose a dictatorship and the other continent chose a democracy. The job of propaganda is to keep us different.”

“I see,” she said dubiously. “Well, this other paper is from General Heglm of Security. He asks what you are doing about the spy situation. He says it’s very serious.”

“I had forgotten about that. He’s right, it’s reached a crisis point.” He put the paper in his pocket. “I’m going to take care of that personally, first thing in the morning.”

In the last few hours, his wife had made no less than eight Major Policy Decisions, twenty Codifications, eight Unifications, and three Clarifications. Nob didn’t bother to read them over. He trusted his wife’s good judgment and common sense.

He went to bed that night with the feeling of a job well done. And before he fell asleep, he figured out exactly what he would do about the spy situation.

The next morning, Nob’s orders went out by all means of communication. The results were gratifyingly swift, since the people of the dictatorship were completely behind the war and dutifully loved and hated their Empress, in whose name the order was signed.

A typical scene took place in the clubcar of the Char-Xil express. The occupants of the car, twenty-three commuting businessmen, sealed the doors as soon as they received Nob’s order. The best-read among them, a salesman by the name of Thrang, was elected spokesman for the group.

“Boys,” said Thrang, “I guess I don’t have to tell you anything about the importance of this order. We all know what war is by now, don’t we?”

“We sure do!”

“War is hell!”

“The war that the enemy thrust on us!”

“The war to start all wars!”

“That’s right,” Thrang said. “And I guess we’ve all felt the pinch since the war started. Eh, boys?”

“I’ve done my part,” said a man named Draxil. “When the Prime Minister called for a cigarette shortage, I dumped twenty carloads of tobacco in the Hunto River. Now we got cigarette rationing!”

“That’s the spirit,” Thrang said. “I know for a fact that others among you have done the same with sugar, canned goods, butter, meat and a hundred items. Everything’s rationed now; everyone feels the pinch. But, boys, there’s still more we have to do. Now a spy situation has come up and it calls for quick action.”

“Haven’t we done enough?” groaned a clothing-store owner.

“It’s never enough! In time of war, Earth people give till it hurts--then give some more! They know that no sacrifice is too much, that nothing counts but the proper prosecution of the war.”