An Ounce of Cure

by Alan Edward Nourse

Public Domain

Science Fiction Story: First published in "The Counterfeit Man: More Science Fiction Stories published in 1963.

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The doctor’s office was shiny and modern. Behind the desk the doctor smiled down at James Wheatley through thick glasses. “Now, then! What seems to be the trouble?”

Wheatley had been palpitating for five days straight at the prospect of coming here. “I know it’s silly,” he said. “But I’ve been having a pain in my toe.”

“Indeed!” said the doctor. “Well, now! How long have you had this pain, my man?”

“About six months now, I’d say. Just now and then, you know. It’s never really been bad. Until last week. You see--”

“I see,” said the doctor. “Getting worse all the time, you say.”

Wheatley wiggled the painful toe reflectively. “Well--you might say that. You see, when I first--”

“How old did you say you were, Mr. Wheatley?”

“Fifty-five.”

“Fifty-five!” The doctor leafed through the medical record on his desk. “But this is incredible. You haven’t had a checkup in almost ten years!”

“I guess I haven’t,” said Wheatley, apologetically. “I’d been feeling pretty well until--”

Feeling well!” The doctor stared in horror. “But my dear fellow, no checkup since January 1963! We aren’t in the Middle Ages, you know. This is 1972.”

“Well, of course--”

“Of course you may be feeling well enough, but that doesn’t mean everything is just the way it should be. And now, you see, you’re having pains in your toes!”

“One toe,” said Wheatley. “The little one on the right. It seemed to me--”

“One toe today, perhaps,” said the doctor heavily. “But tomorrow--” He heaved a sigh. “How about your breathing lately? Been growing short of breath when you hurry upstairs?”

“Well--I have been bothered a little.”

“I thought so! Heart pound when you run for the subway? Feel tired all day? Pains in your calves when you walk fast?”

“Uh--yes, occasionally, I--” Wheatley looked worried and rubbed his toe on the chair leg.

“You know that fifty-five is a dangerous age,” said the doctor gravely. “Do you have a cough? Heartburn after dinner? Prop up on pillows at night? Just as I thought! And no checkup for ten years!” He sighed again.

“I suppose I should have seen to it,” Wheatley admitted. “But you see, it’s just that my toe--”

“My dear fellow! Your toe is part of you. It doesn’t just exist down there all by itself. If your toe hurts, there must be a reason.”

Wheatley looked more worried than ever. “There must? I thought--perhaps you could just give me a little something--”

“To stop the pain?” The doctor looked shocked. “Well, of course I could do that, but that’s not getting at the root of the trouble, is it? That’s just treating symptoms. Medieval quackery. Medicine has advanced a long way since your last checkup, my friend. And even treatment has its dangers. Did you know that more people died last year of aspirin poisoning than of cyanide poisoning?”

Wheatley wiped his forehead. “I--dear me! I never realized--”

“We have to think about those things,” said the doctor. “Now, the problem here is to find out why you have the pain in your toe. It could be inflammatory. Maybe a tumor. Perhaps it could be, uh, functional ... or maybe vascular!”

“Perhaps you could take my blood pressure, or something,” Wheatley offered.

“Well, of course I could. But that isn’t really my field, you know. It wouldn’t really mean anything, if I did it. But there’s nothing to worry about. We have a fine Hypertensive man at the Diagnostic Clinic.” The doctor checked the appointment book on his desk. “Now, if we could see you there next Monday morning at nine--”


“Very interesting X rays,” said the young doctor with the red hair. “Very interesting. See this shadow in the duodenal cap? See the prolonged emptying time? And I’ve never seen such beautiful pylorospasm!”

“This is my toe?” asked Wheatley, edging toward the doctors. It seemed he had been waiting for a very long time.

“Toe! Oh, no,” said the red-headed doctor. “No, that’s the Orthopedic Radiologist’s job. I’m a Gastro-Intestinal man, myself. Upper. Dr. Schultz here is Lower.” The red-headed doctor turned back to his consultation with Dr. Schultz. Mr. Wheatley rubbed his toe and waited.

Presently another doctor came by. He looked very grave as he sat down beside Wheatley. “Tell me, Mr. Wheatley, have you had an orthodiagram recently?”

“No.”

“An EKG?”

“No.”

“Fluoroaortogram?”

“I--don’t think so.”

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