Chapter 40

Alice dashed into the room and announced, “I’m pregnant!”

Sid and Sally looked over at her. Sid realized that he was about to lose another lover. Sally smiled at the good news and said, “Congratulations.”

“Yes, congratulations,” Sid said remembering his manners. It hurt to think about another child of his out there that he wouldn’t have a part in parenting. It still seemed wrong to him, somehow.

“I’ve got to go now. Thank you, Sid. You’re an amazing man,” Alice said looking down at the floor feeling a little embarrassed at all that she had done while fixated on sex with Sid.

“You’re quite a woman,” Sid replied with a smile.

“Thanks, Sally,” Alice said.

“You’re welcome,” Sally answered. She watched as Alice ran to the door to share the news back on Cassandra. She turned to Sid and said, “You have to go now.”

Feeling that ‘sick feeling’ growing in his stomach, Sid said, “I love you.”

Sally helped Sid get to the portal. As she pushed him through the door, she said, “Maybe next time you can bring Cynthia.”

The door closed behind Sid before he had a chance to say a word. He stepped out of closet and found that he was face to face with Cynthia. She didn’t look happy. The next thing he knew was that she had slapped him across the face as hard as she could. She shouted, “How dare you!”

“What?”

“You were telling me the truth!” she shouted, despite the fact that telling the truth wasn’t really something that people normally considered to be a bad thing.

“Huh?”

He wondered if he had forgotten something important from when he had left for Crossroads. Three years was a long time to be gone.

Cynthia looked at him furious and said, “You told me the truth knowing that I wouldn’t believe you!”

Stunned at the twisted logic coming out of her mouth, Sid asked, “What are you talking about?”

“There really is a planet called Crossroads and another called Chaos. You went there and slept with all of those beautiful women. You left me here,” Cynthia said stamping her foot on the floor. She crossed her arms and stared at Sid as if challenging him to deny it.

“I invited you to go with me,” Sid said stepping back when it looked like she was going to slap him again.

She glared at him and said, “How was I supposed to know that such a wild story was actually true?”

Feeling a thread of anger welling up in him, Sid answered, “Because I told it to you, and I’ve never lied to you about anything.”

“I know,” Cynthia said collapsing onto the floor and bursting out in tears. He had told her the truth and the only one she could blame for not believing him was herself.

It broke Sid’s heart to watch her crying like that. She looked positively miserable. He knelt down and hugged her. Softly he said, “We can begin your training anytime you want.”

“I don’t know if I want that,” Cynthia said. The entire time that Sid had been gone, she had only been thinking about what he was doing. As far as she was concerned, he had spent the entire time making love to women.

“What do you want?” he asked.

“I don’t know,” Cynthia said even as she started crying again.

It had taken some time, but Sid finally managed to get Cynthia calmed down and into the living room. There had been several moments when he was sure that she was going to storm out of the house out of anger, but she had stayed. Handing her a cup of tea, he said, “Drink this. It will help you calm down.”

Taking a sip of the tea, Cynthia decided that she wanted to know all of the gory details about his time with the women. Knowing those details would help her decide what she was going to do about this situation. She had liked Sid, except for his obsession with that fantasy world; but discovering that it wasn’t an overactive imagination, had cast her feelings for him in doubt. Looking over at him, she said, “Tell me about your adventure.”

“I’m afraid that it will take a long time to tell you all of it,” Sid said wondering if she would stay to hear the entire thing.

“Why? You were only gone fifteen minutes,” Cynthia said. That was just long enough for a fast in and out with some strange women.

“I was gone for three years,” Sid answered. He looked over at the clock and realized that he didn’t remember his schedule for the upcoming week. Trying to remember his daily schedule after three years was a challenge. Shaking his head, he said, “Remind me to look up my class schedule.”

“Three years?” Cynthia asked starting to get angry again. He didn’t look three years older.

“Yes. I led an army to war. It took two and a half years to win the war and establish order, before I left,” Sid answered.

Frowning, Cynthia said, “Tell me about it. Start from the moment you left here.”

“Well, Sally Caretaker was waiting for me when I stepped through the portal. She was very disappointed that you didn’t come with me. She even had created an outfit for you to wear,” Sid said.

It was impossible to ignore the affection with which Sid spoke Sally’s name. Cynthia asked, “Why was she disappointed and what kind of outfit did she create for me?”

“I guess I have to tell you a little more about the women of Cassandra for you to understand why she was disappointed that you didn’t come,” Sid said not really answering the question.

“Okay, tell me about the women of Cassander, but first tell me what kind of outfit she created for me,” Cynthia said. She figured it was going to be something that would make her look like a frump. Women could be such bitches when it came to fighting over a man.

“Well, she was wearing a loin cloth that came down to her knees. The loin cloth was transparent and embroidered with gold thread. It was held up with a gold chain around her waist. Other than that, she was naked. She had an identical outfit for you,” Sid answered.

“Huh?” Cynthia said imagining what the other woman must have looked like if she was willing to compete on the basis of a body to body competition.

“Yes, it was very sexy. I’m sure you would have looked fantastic in it,” Sid said hoping the compliment would take a little of the ice out of her voice.

“I seriously doubt it,” Cynthia said.

“Why do you say that?” Sid asked looking over at her. She was a well built woman and he didn’t see any obvious flaws in her body.

“Women don’t act that way. She’s going to do everything in her power to make me look ugly and awful in your eyes,” Cynthia said.

Sid laughed at the comment, and shook his head. He said, “You really don’t understand the women of Cassandra.”

“I know women,” Cynthia said.

“She’s so proud that I have you in my life. Her only disappointment is that we haven’t been intimate yet,” Sid said. All of the Damsels had commented on that.

“She’s just saying that,” Cynthia said.

Shaking his head, Sid said, “No. She really means it. Did you know that there are actually television shows and magazines devoted to Heroes from Earth? From what I understand, they are pretty steamy with blow by blow accounts of the Damsel’s experience with the Hero. The fact that I actually have a girlfriend who is considering coming on an adventure with me as a Hero Companion is big news.”

“What?” Cynthia asked sitting up and staring at Sid.

“Yes. It turns out that very few Heroes have brought a Hero Companion to Chaos with them. There have been some Hero Apprentices, but that’s a different thing altogether,” Sid said.

“So you are telling me that she wants us to be intimate, and that all of Cassander will hear about it,” she said.

“It’s Cassandra, not Cassander. And the answer to your question is yes. If you step through that portal with me, she’s going to want to know all of the details about your sex life so that she can brag about it,” Sid said.

“Brag? You mean use it against me,” Cynthia said having a difficult time believing a word he was saying. Of course, the last time she had not believed him, he had been proven to be telling the truth.

“Yes, she’ll want to brag about it,” Sid said knowing that Cynthia didn’t believe him. He sighed and said, “Let me tell you a little about the women of Cassandra.”

For the next hour Sid regaled her with stories about the obsession with sex demonstrated by the women of Cassandra. He described how Laura Author was continually playing matchmaker around the camp. More than one young woman had a fun filled evening as a result of Laura’s meddling. Cynthia listened to the stories Sid told. At first, she didn’t believe him, but the sheer quantity of details about what the women said and did eroded her doubts.

Sid slowly transitioned to telling her about his campaign. She laughed at the stories about Barson, Olaf, and Albert. She cried when she learned about how Sid had helped Fred bury Sandra Lawyer. It took some time to appreciate what it meant when Fred had sworn service to Sid, but once she realized the importance of it she was amazed that Sid had been able to command that kind of loyalty.

The storytelling session paused while Sid prepared a nice meal. While they were eating, he described the kinds of meals he had eaten while on the road. It seemed strange to her to have cheese and meat for breakfast. The idea that eggs were a luxury item while traveling with a medieval army, was very surprising. It was as if he was telling her about another world completely. It then dawned on her. That was exactly what he was doing!