A True History - Book Four
Copyright© 2021 by StarFleet Carl
Dramatis Personae
Dramatis Personae
In case you’re wondering, I thought I’d try to make things a little classier instead of simply saying, hey, these are the people I’m writing about in my autobiography. The phrase ‘Dramatis Personae’ is the more refined way of say ‘Cast of Characters.’ Since this is my autobiography, these are the important people in my life that are in this volume only. As much as it pains me, there’s not much reason to include the name of all the people on my Kansas State Champion Hutchinson High School football team, because they didn’t do much in this particular book.
That means you may want to read the previous three volumes to find out how they influenced my life. If nothing else, you’ll figure out what the heck happened such that I became the most important person in the Terran Solar System.
Me:
California (Cal) Lewis – Legal date of birth, August 22, 1968. Not my real date of birth or my original name – which is Kalikulo – but since I wasn’t born on Terra, as the phrase goes, it’s close enough for government work. I’ve also secretly gone by the name of Caelistis, also known as the Messenger from Above, or the Mother Fucking Alien, depending upon who you ask. I’m listed as 6’2”, 220 lbs, on the 1985 Stanford Cardinal football team roster. FTN Spatial Defense Minister. My security code name is, fittingly, Quarterback.
My seventeen wives:
Elizabeth (Beth / Betty / Liz) Wendy Watson – Born January 12th, 1968, in Sacramento, California, to Harry and Elspeth Watson, grew up in Hutchinson, Kansas. Beth was 6’ tall as a sophomore in high school, and pretty flat chested. She still is, but that’s okay. Her code name is Blondie.
Dora (Spic) Angelica Menendez – Born January 18th, 1968, in Hutchinson, Kansas, to Roberto and Esmeralda (Tejeda) Menendez. Dora’s 5’9”, was slightly plump but is now curved just right, and while we fixed her vision, she still wears zero prescription glasses for styling. Her older brother is Joaquin, and two younger sisters are Beatrice and Patricia. Her code Name: Specs, but I call her my Adorable Dora.
Evelyn (Eve) Lynette Patrick – Born January 20th, 1968, in Hutchinson, Kansas, to Stephen and Jennifer (Kennedy) Patrick. Eve’s 5’10, with pale skin, long red hair, and more freckles than you can count. She’s very athletic, and was on the basketball team at Hutchinson before I showed up. Her code name is Hoops.
Margaret (Margie) Ann (Miller) Lewis – Born December 12, 1958, in Hutchinson, Kansas, to Allen and Marianne (Bannister) Miller. 5’6” tall, fashionable, wears glasses, large breasted (I’m a guy, I do notice them!) and very smart. MBA from Wharton at age 22 (BS in Mathematics and Psychology as well), DBA from Stanford at 26. Her code name is Slut, because she was pregnant (by me!) two hours after we first met.
Marcia Elaine (Kaufman) Lewis – Born June 11, 1962, in Hollywood, California, to Howard and Vivian Kaufman. 5’7”, auburn hair. Both her parents are deceased, killed in a car crash caused by a studio mogul, so Marcia received a rather massive payout for that. She’s an explosives and firearms expert. Bachelor’s in Mathematics and Physics from CalTech. Code Name: Calamity Jane
Jennifer Erin (Kennedy) (Patrick) Lewis – Born December12, 1943 in Kansas City, Kansas, to Tobias and Evelyn Kennedy. Was 5’9”, but now is 5’10, and looks exactly like Eve (her daughter!) other than the freckle pattern. Master’s in Education from Kansas State, and was an elementary school teacher in Hutchinson. She was athletic when younger and an avid golfer then. Now she’s the first female PGA tournament champion. Code Name: Mother
Helen Awarai Lewis – Born September 14, 1962, near Uluru, Australia, to Gloria Awarai. Her father was killed in Vietnam, and as per their culture, his name is never mentioned. 5’10”, dark skinned, with black hair, as she’s Indigenous Australian. Masters of Engineering, a Bachelor of Science, and a Diploma of Project Management. FTN Regional Assistant for Europe, Asia, and Australia. Her code name is Priestess, because of her connection to the Sacred Souls.
Hannah Mary (Rothschild) Lewis – Born May 22, 1962, Waddesdon, England, to Serena and Nathaniel Charles Jacob Rothschild. 5’8, red head – attended St. Paul’s Girls School and Marlborough College. Her code name is Spy Girl.
Diana Frances (Spencer) Lewis – Born July 1, 1961 at Park House, Sandringham, Norfolk, England, to Frances and John Spencer, Viscount Althorp. 5’9”, 125 lbs, with blonde (originally brown) hair and gives Beth a run for smallest breasts. Has full custody of two children from a previous marriage. FTN Regional Assistant for Europe, Asia, and Australia. Her code name is Princess, obviously.
Mahi – Indian, born August 1, 1965, CERT lead, Europe
Saryu – Indian, born November 14, 1962. CERT lead, North America
Kareena – Indian, born March 13, 1964. Military coordinator, China
Niranjana – Punjabi, born April 22, 1964, Military coordinator, India/Pakistan (also cousin of Benazir Bhutto, and Jasmine’s sister)
Sukhjeet – Punjabi, born September 10, 1965, CERT lead Asia (except Indonesia)
Shinkai – Pashtun, born January 16, 1966, CERT lead, Indonesia, ANZAC area
Mina – Pashtun, born August 4, 1966, CERT lead, South America
Jasveer – Sikh, born October 24, 1963, Jennifer’s caddie and lover
My eight wives from India and Pakistan were slaves owned by Ramaeshwara Randhawa, also known as The Thug. He had taken them to exert political influence, as each of these women was the daughter of a tribal chief.
My Children:
Toby Kennedy – Step-son, born June 11, 1974 – Jennifer’s son from previous marriage, has soul of Tobias Kennedy (his grandfather) in him
William Arthur Phillip Louis – Step-son, born June 21, 1982, Diana’s son from previous marriage, Prince and second in line of succession to British throne
Henry (Harry) Charles Albert David – Step-son, born September 15, 1984, Diana’s son from previous marriage, Prince and third in line of succession to British throne
Robert Elroy Lewis – Son, born June 1, 1985, Margie is his mother
James Kenneth Lewis – Son, born July 14, 1985, Jennifer is his mother
Abigail Victoria Lewis – Daughter, born July 14, 1985, Marcia is her mother
Ivory Awarai Lewis – Daughter, born August 19, 1985, Helen is her mother
Michael Earl Rothschild Lewis – Son, born September 2, 1985, Hannah is his mother
Guardians of the Earth:
Holly Awarai – Helen’s little sister, has soul of Lara in her
Carrie Holsinger – orphan from Adak, Alaska, has soul of Madalain in her
Calista (Cally) Douglas – created in CIA lab, daughter of Mike Douglas, has soul of Dala in her
Extended Family:
Elroy T. Bannister – Reno County Circuit Judge, married to Gloria Awarai
Earl O’Connor – Federation of Terran Nations Legal Council, married to Gloria Awarai
Gloria Awarai – President of First National Bank of Hutchinson, married to Elroy and Earl, Helen and Holly’s mother
Harold (Harry) Watson – Beth’s father, Manager Hutchinson Ice-X complex
Emily (Miller) Watson – Beth’s step-mother, COO, CEDEM of Kansas
Elaine Bridgette Watson – Beth’s step-sister, born May 25, 1985
Stephen (SJ) Patrick, Junior – Jennifer’s oldest son, head of CEDEM Aviation Kansas
Ramona (Lohse) Patrick – SJ’s wife
Roberto Menendez – Dora’s father – Menendez Construction
Esmeralda (Tejeda) Menendez – Dora’s mother – Romany blood
Joaquin Menendez – Dora’s older brother
Beatrice (Bea) Menendez – Dora’s middle sibling
Patricia (Pat) Menendez – Dora’s youngest sibling
Sophia Alvarez Tejeda – Dora’s grandmother – Romany blood / witch
Esteban Menendez – Dora’s cousin in California
Jorge Menendez – Dora’s cousin in California
Brenda Lestenkoff – Carrie’s aunt, Personal representative to Unangan people
Walter Lestenkoff – Brenda’s husband, runs air terminal Adak Island, Alaska
Allen Miller – Emily and Margie’s father – manager of Siemens facility
Marianne (Bannister) Miller – Emily and Margie’s mother, Elroy’s sister-wife
Victor & Tess Rothschild – Baron Rothschild & wife, Hannah’s grandparents
Leonard Poulson – Marcia’s family lawyer
Beverly Poulson – Leonard’s wife – Jewish Viking Warrior Princess
Robert Anson Heinlein – noted Science Fiction writer, former US Navy
Virginia (Ginny) Gerston Heinlein – Bob’s wife, former US Navy LtCdr
Randall Knight – widower, electronics wiz – Gwendolyn Masters, girlfriend
Martin Knight – widower, electronics wiz – Olivia Thomas, girlfriend
Khalfani – former Kenyan police officer, now SSI officer, son of Nyota
Bavana, Dalia, Lindana – Khalfani’s wives
Jasmine – Sayel’s wife
Aditya – Son, age 11, Shaista – Daughter, 9, Sagar – Son, 7, Deepak – Son, 5, Prabhjeet – Daughter, 3, Fahmida – Daughter, 1
Jeremy & Angela Buckley – Karen’s parents
Donald Buckley – Karen’s brother, Lieutenant Colonel, USMC
Benjamin Douglas – Mike’s brother, Nebraska State Patrol
My Assassins:
Sayel Pashtar (wife, Jasmine, four children)
Yagyu Masatoki (girlfriend, Cindy Keller, law student at Stanford)
William Dangu (wife, Leah Duwai)
CEDEM Aviation Employees:
Wally (Walter) Charles Ashby – jet mechanic
Joel Franklin Henderson – jet mechanic
Jerry Blankenship – airplane mechanic
Greg (Gregory) William Jacks – pilot
Nathan Phillips Hall – pilot
Cassandra Alexandria Elliot – pilot
Mary Ellen Williams – pilot
Stuart McCall – pilot
Wayne Clayton – pilot
Grace Deacon – flight engineer
Patrick Hamilton – flight engineer
Jerome (Jerry) Blankenship – flight engineer
Delores Bright – stewardess
Linda Hodges – stewardess
Kathleen Casey – stewardess
Amanda Burris – stewardess
Salthawk Security International:
Michael (Mike) Douglas – General of all military operations (wife, Karen Douglas)
Charles (Chuck) Allen – Head of family personal detail (girlfriend, Melissa Everett)
David (Dave) Parsons – Assistant to Chuck (wife, Mary Ellis Parsons)
