“Don’t let the old goat rattle you, Pheola,” I said as we rode the elevator to the penthouse. “He’ll try. Just remember, he is the one who has to say O.K. if we are to give you some training.”
Her eyes rolled and she moaned softly, clinging to my arm. “Oh, Billy Joe!” she whispered. “I don’t want to fail you!”
Maragon has some pretty creepy types in his office and the receptionist that day was no exception. She was one of those twitchy hyper-thyroid clairvoyants that he likes to test.
“Don’t tell me,” the receptionist twitched proudly as we came in. “I know!” She got up from behind her desk and led us to the Grand Master’s private office.
I intended to make her guess whom I had with me, but that didn’t bother her. “Dr. Walter Bupp and Pheola Rountree,” she announced smugly. Clairvoyants live in a condition of perpetual thrill with their powers.
Maragon’s penthouse office has glass walls on two sides. He was prowling back and forth in front of his desk, sharply lit by the bright sunlight that streamed in. His gray shock of hair glistened, and his bushy eyebrows shaded his face. He radiated impatience, from the grinding of his square jaw to the fists he had rammed into his hips.
“Lefty,” he greeted me, “do they all have to look alike? Where did you get this scarecrow?”
I could feel Pheola stiffen. I guess no woman, no matter how plain, likes to be reminded of it.
“Same place you dig up those twitchy CV types you have spooking up your outer office,” I snapped. “There’s nothing the matter with Pheola that three square meals won’t cure in a month!”
Maragon grunted. “And just what wonderful power do you have, young woman, that makes it worth while for the Lodge to fatten you up?” he demanded.
She had plenty of spunk, I’ll say that for her. “I have the power of prophecy, and the gift of healin’,” Pheola said, squinting at him.
He barked a laugh at her and went across the thick carpet to sit in his swivel chair. It was a beauty of dark green morocco that matched his Bank of England chairs and leather sofa that was against one of the walls. “What’s your favorite prophecy, young woman?” he wanted to know.
Pheola smiled over at me. “Oh, no!” I groaned, but she nodded.
“Billy Joe and I are gettin’ married,” she told Maragon.
“Billy Joe?” he asked, scowling at me across his desk.
“That’s me,” I said. “Don’t ask me where the name comes from.”
“I couldn’t care less,” Maragon grumped. “Is it true? Are you going to marry this bag of bones?”
I could feel my face getting red. “Not that I know of,” I said.
He swung around in his chair to face her. “Young woman, someone has told you how much the Lodge is interested in precognition. You wouldn’t walk in here claiming the power if you didn’t know we want to find it, and rarely can. But you certainly came ill-prepared. Going to marry Lefty, eh? Why, you can’t predict the right time!” He banged his fist on the big slab of walnut. “You’re a fake!” he said.
“I ain’t a fake!” Pheola protested. “We will get married!”
“Drag her out, Lefty,” Maragon said wearily, with a limp wave of his hand.
“Come on, Pheola,” I said, taking her arm with my right hand. I saw no point talking with him any further.
“Lefty!” Maragon exclaimed.
“You used your right arm! You can’t move it!”
“I can now,” I told the old goat with relish. “Pheola told you she was a healer. Well, she healed me a ... a couple days ago!”
He went for the jugular: “Have you ever done anything like that before, Pheola?” he demanded.
“Mostly small ailin’,” she said, squinting and backing away from his desk defensively. “Never nothin’ as big as findin’ the weak spot in Billy Joe’s haid. But I told you I had the power of prophecy and the gift of healin’.”
I suppose her degree of humility decided him. “She can stay,” Maragon said. “Look into this healing thing, Lefty. But, for the love of Mike, don’t waste time with her precognition.”
Pheola moaned, then keened, and waved her hands in front of her face, as if to ward off a swarm of bees. “My healin’ won’t do you much good, you nasty old man!” she said in a shrill voice. “You’ll git a pain, sich a pain,” she insisted, pressing her hand to her heart. “It will like to kill you, and it nearly will!”
Maragon laughed at her again. “A young witch!” he proclaimed. “I’ll bet you scared half of Posthole County into fits with dark remarks like that. Take her away, Lefty!”
Pheola didn’t break her silence until I showed her into the apartment adjoining mine in the Chapter House. The Lodge Building is a hundred stories high, and most of it is devoted to offices that we rent out to doctors, lawyers and the like. We only use a part of the place--there just aren’t that many Psis around--and save a few floors for apartments for members permanently assigned, as I am, to Lodge duties.
Pheola stood stiff and unseeing in the apartment, her fists clenched at her sides, plainly in no shape to appreciate her rooms. They were in the usual good taste I always associate with a Psi decorator.
“How could I let you down, Billy Joe!” she said to me, as soon as the door to the corridor had closed behind us.
“Oh, stop it!” I snapped, giving her a shake. “Weren’t you ever wrong in a prophecy before?”
She squinted to see me better. “Does it make you hate me?” she asked. “Yes, I’ve been wrong lots of times,” she admitted. “But not about marryin’ you. How does he know I’m wrong?”
“He doesn’t,” I growled. “He just doesn’t believe in precognition. What little we see of it in the Lodge is so erratic that you can’t count it as a proven Psi power.”
“Then maybe I am right,” she pressed me.
“Not if I can help it,” I said sourly. “I’m in no mood to get married. Mostly I want to give you some advice. O.K.?”
She made cow eyes at me. “You know you can, Billy Joe,” she said.
“Well,” I snarled, “my first suggestion is that you cut out this ‘Billy Joe’ stuff. My name is Wally Bupp. You can call me Lefty if you want to. I’m not your darlin’ Billy.”
“I tole the truth and you hate me for it!” she said hotly. “I was afeered of that.”
“‘Afeered!’” I sneered. “All that corn pone and chitterlin’s dialect! You can cut that out, too, can’t you? Wasn’t that just part of your local color?”
“Sort of,” she admitted, switching to the neutral American dialect. “Yes, I can cut that out, too, Lefty.”
“Good. I’m willing to take a couple of chances with that old goat, because I believe in you. I saw you in action in Nevada, and you sold me that you have some Psi powers. We’ll work on your healing, as Maragon suggested. But I want to have your precognition tested. Just keep your mouth shut about it here in the Lodge, do you hear?”
“All right,” I said. “I’ll have to make some arrangements, or Maragon will have my scalp. In the meantime, why don’t you fix up so we can go out to dinner?”
She gave me a look of adoration that would have curdled fresh milk. “Oh, Lefty, I’d love that.” And then her face fell. “But I don’t have a thing to wear!”
I don’t think she was exactly a moocher. She didn’t have anything to wear, when I thought of it. “Sure,” I said more mildly. “Well, that’s the good part of getting some training here. The Lodge will take care of your needs. Just call the girl on the desk and say you need some clothes. She’ll send somebody over from one of the department stores.”
Pheola’s eyes grew round. Ordinarily she squinted when she wanted to see anything. “What should I get?”
“Start from the skin and work out,” I told her. “Tell the department store you’ll be working in an office, and that you’ll need a couple of cocktail dresses and wraps for evening, too. Get lots of shoes. O.K.?”
Was it ever!
I had an idea that clothes would be quite a change for Pheola. I had met her only three days before, in a Nevada gambling house. She’d made for me like a lode-star, called me her Billy Joe and announced that I would be her next husband. I’ll tell you, that was a shocker. I’m not about to marry anybody. She was as tall as I was, which isn’t so very much for a man, skinny to the point of emaciation, wearing a “borrowed” dress that didn’t fit, and had that unmistakable slatternly look that you associate with white trash. On top of that, she was vain enough about her bucktoothed and pointed-nose features to keep her glasses in her purse, and as a result she went around peering at you from a distance of eight inches to make sure you were the right guy.
But she had Psi powers. She had been hot as a firecracker predicting the roll of dice on the gambling tables, the very dice that I was tipping with telekinesis. Much more important to me personally, she had announced that she was a healer, and on my dare had “laid hands” on me, and brought my dead right arm to life.
My obligation as a Lodge official was to bring her to the Manhattan Chapter for measurement and training, no matter what the Grand Master felt about the reality of her powers of precognition. Maragon had been about as obstreperous as I had figured. We have a lot of trouble working together, probably because he resents my TK powers. He’s good at it, but I’m a good deal better. That’s why I’m a Thirty-third Degree member of the Lodge.
Leaving Pheola’s new home, I went next door to my own apartment and checked in by phone with Memorial Hospital. Fortunately, I was not on call, and could take a few steps to find out how much PC Pheola really had. I went down to the forty-third floor, where we have our laboratories, and let myself into the data-processing center.
They don’t like me to do that. That place is under full temperature and humidity control, and every time an outsider barges in the whole system does nip-ups.
Norty Baskins came scurrying away from a card sorter. “What’s this!” he exclaimed. “Oh, it’s you, Lefty.” His face went solemn with his effort, and I felt a twinge in my ear lobe. I returned the grip, tweaking his ear the same way. He began to smile, realizing that I had felt his lift and was returning it.
“You shouldn’t be in here, Lefty,” he said. “You know the rules.”
“And I know this is the time to break them, Norty,” I said. “I’ve got something really rare for you.”
“This time I’ve really got one,” I insisted. “A precog who can call things with pin-point accuracy.”
“Not again, Lefty,” he said, disgusted. “Aren’t you getting a little tired of striking out on that prediction? You’ve brought half a dozen flops in here in the last year.”
“Not Pheola,” I said. “Listen, Norty, I want this girl measured.”
“I thought you said she was pin-point accurate,” he sneered. “And what does Maragon say?”
I waved a hand at him and walked over to sit on one of the lab stools. He went to the sorter and pulled cards from the bins, joggling them up into one solid stack that he put back in the hopper. But he did not press the “start” button.
“You know, Maragon,” I told him. “This girl is hot, and then she’s cold. But there is so much accuracy when she’s right that I think there’s some future to training her. What I want out of you is a measurement of how great her accuracy is.”
Norty snorted. “When Maragon doesn’t believe it?” he said. “No thanks.” He started the card sorter, filling the room with its clatter.
I drew a pair of dice from my pocket. I’m never without the ivories. They are the original instruments of my TK skill. That’s how Maragon found me, unconsciously tipping dice in an alley crap game. I threw them out on the table next to the sorter, when the cards had gone through and it fell silent. They came up with a four-three natural.
“Maragon!” I snapped. “You know he doesn’t think enough of your TK to have your training extended. Well, you and I both know we have done wonders for your grip. Just because he’s Grand Master doesn’t make him right all the time. I want you to test this girl, and I think she has as much right to the facts as you have to the training I’ve been giving you under the table all these months!”
“Blackmail,” he said sadly. “Extortion!”
“So I’m extorting some work out of you,” I agreed. “The only question is whether you will pay.”
“What do you want?” Baskins asked glumly.
“I want you to make this woman predict a series, a number of series, and I want you to use your computers here to tell me on what basis her accuracy varies. You can do that, can’t you?”
He nodded, staring at the dice on the table. “If I wasn’t so sure you can help me develop my TK, Lefty,” he said, “I’d never do this. All right, sneak her down here and I’ll get her to PC some weather information for a month or so.”
“Weather?” I said. “Why the weather?”
“You’ll see when I show the results,” he said. “Roll those dice again. I swear I felt your lift that last time.”
I made a few other calls around the building to catch up on what had been going on while I was in Nevada. Our formal organization is lousy, because Maragon is a one-man show. You just have to rely on gossip, what the CV’s pick up and what leaks by telepathy, to know all the internal politics of the Lodge. I wouldn’t want you to think that Psi’s are more devious or Machiavellian than normals, but sometimes they act it.
By the time I reached up to tap on Pheola’s door, it opened in front of me, and a stylishly dressed young lady came out, smiling, with Pheola standing in the doorway behind her.
“Lefty!” Pheola said happily.
“Is this your fiancé?” the girl said to Pheola.
“No!” I said. “I’m her chiropractor, and I’m about to straighten out some vertebrae in her neck!”
Something about the way I said it made the girl from the department store scuttle down the corridor. I glared at her back, went into Pheola’s apartment and shut the door.
“What were you telling her?” I started, and then I knew there was no point to it. I waved an irritated hand and kept on talking.
“When will your clothes be here?”
“Some things for tonight in about an hour,” she said meekly. “I got quite a lot. Was that all right?”
“If you keep shooting off your puss about our getting married, you won’t last long enough to wear them all,” I threatened. “Can you find Room 4307, or will I have to take you down?”
“I can find it if you want me to, Lefty,” she said.
I was sick of being her darlin’ Billy. “Then find it,” I said. “Ask for Norty. Tell him you are my PC. Do what he tells you. I’ll pick you up around seven o’clock back here. All right?”
“And stop telling people we’re going to get married!”
She didn’t answer that, so I let myself out and went to my own apartment, sizzling.
The phone was ringing as I came in, and I walked over to press the “Accept” button. The screen lit up to show me a lined and wrinkled face framed in scraggling hair streaked with gray.
“Hello, Evaleen,” I said to her.
“This is dynamite,” she said in a graveyard tone. “In the gym, in about ten minutes?”
I could feel my eyebrows rise. “Sure,” I said, and before I could foolishly ask her what it was all about, she cut the image.
It isn’t that our phones are tapped. Maragon doesn’t need that. But in a building full of telepaths, any conversation is going to be peeped if you carry it on long enough. And who can keep his mind closed while he’s talking? It’s hard enough when you’re silent.
I rode directly down to twenty and let myself into the locker room. By the time I had changed into my gym suit, Evaleen Riley’s ten minutes had elapsed, and I went into the gym.
If she wanted to be careful about our conversation there was no point going directly to wherever she was working out, so I wandered.
There was the usual dozen or so TK’s there practicing with the weights, as well as twice as many who thought they were TK’s trying to get the milligram weights to wiggle. About half of them were clustered around one table where a member from one of the other chapters was showing off by heaving at a two hundred and fifty gram weight. He was seated in the classic position, his elbows on the table, his fingers supporting his temples, and was concentrating fiercely on the weight.
He wasn’t really up to it. I could see sweat starting from his brow as I watched him over the heads of the others at the table. Suddenly he dropped back, exhausted.
“Not tonight, Josephine!” he gasped. The man at his right, another stranger, chuckled, reached over to touch the weight with his finger tips and then TK’d it cleanly off the Formica. It was nice work, for a middleweight.
I looked in at a couple other workouts before wandering over to where Evaleen sat by herself in a corner. She was concentrating on a series of pith balls the size of peas that weighed from a tenth of a gram up. She was either so absorbed in what she was doing, or pretended to be, that she gave no sign of hearing me come up behind her. One of the balls before her struggled off the table top, and I could hear her breath hiss with the effort. Cheating a little, I felt for her lifts and gave her some help. One after another the balls floated up and sank back. She was utterly charmed--or pretended to be.
“Great going, Evaleen,” I said, but she swore at me in Gaelic, an affectation, because she comes from Minnesota.
“You’d slip up behind me and help, eh?” she said hollowly.
“Get a touch, Evaleen,” I suggested. “Have you tried it?”
“No,” she said sullenly. She’s good at that. Her dark hair is streaked with gray. She lets it hang down straight and whacks it off with hedge shears or something when it bothers her. Her face is lined and wrinkled far ahead of its time, and I swear, from the color of her teeth, that she chews betel nut. Somehow or other these PC witches have to act the part.
“Go ahead,” I insisted. “Touch the first ball with the tip of your finger, Evaleen.” I showed her what I meant by leaning over her shoulder. “That’s right. Now lift!”
The pith ball rose smoothly several inches, and she held the lift for ten seconds or so.
“You were helping,” she accused me in her best graveyard tones.
“Never,” I said, truthfully. “Don’t feel that it’s cheating to get tactile help. I just saw a two hundred fifty gram middleweight over there at the other table run his fingers down a weight before he lifted. We all do it. It helps the grip.”
“You never do,” she accused me.
“On the big ones, Evaleen, sure I do. I’m a little sneaky about it, but I usually get a touch. Try a bigger ball.”
I looked around the gym while my encouragement helped her. No one was paying us any special attention, and I saw none of the better known telepaths in the room. That didn’t mean too much, for any number of the TP’s in the Manhattan Chapter had good range.
Evaleen was getting good lifts on the one-gram ball when I slipped her the question: “You said it was dynamite,” I said, and closed my mind to the thought.
Her lift broke. “I’m worried about the old goat in the penthouse, Lefty,” she said in a low tone. It didn’t make any difference. She might as well have shouted if a TP were peeping her. I took up for her with the pith balls and had them hopping up and down discreetly, just as though she were still working at her lifts with my coaching.
“You been life-lining again?” I hazarded, largely because of what Pheola had said about Maragon’s having a heart attack.
“Yes, and he’s going to be sick--I feel it very strongly.”
“He’ll outlive me,” she said, more glumly than ever. I knew she could not predict past the span of her own life.
“And how long is that?” I needled.
“You can count my time in years, but not enough of them,” she said, irritated that I had asked her about her own span. I knew I shouldn’t have said it. She had read her own future and found it wanting. “But death hovers close in it,” she went on. “You know I don’t get clear pictures, Lefty, just a feeling. Death is very, very close. And you are in it.”
“And who else?” I pressed her.
“No one I ever met,” she said, telling me another limitation of her powers.
“Perhaps I can cure that, Evaleen,” I said, letting the last ball drop. More loudly I added: “You get better every day. You could qualify for the second degree if you can do as well under standardized conditions.”
“Yes,” she agreed. “We’ve talked enough. You will act on it?”
“Oddly,” I said, “I already have. You confirm what another PC says. I’ll have you meet her.”
“You will not,” she said. “I can’t stand PC’s!”
“Now try that big one,” I said, pointing to a small brass weight of two grams on the table.
She touched it and it lifted. She cried out in pleasure. “That’s my best!”
“You were never that mad when you were lifting, I guess,” I said. “Big emotions make big lifts. Fall in love--you’ll do better still.”
“First decent argument for getting tangled with one of you men I’ve heard yet,” she lied. Wild as her looks were, she’d been a favorite around the Chapter for years.
I patted her on the shoulder and went back to the table where the big weights were being lifted and showed off for a couple minutes. The inevitable hour of shop talk and demonstrations followed as soon as the out-of-towners found out who I was. They don’t meet a Thirty-third every day, and face it, I’m a TK bruiser.
After enjoying some slaps on the back, I took my shower, changed back into my clothes and went to find Pheola.
She had just finished her shower and had gotten dressed as far as her slip when she let me in.
“What an awful man!” she greeted me.
“Yes! He doesn’t believe in me a bit!”
“I don’t either,” I grinned. “Remember, you’re the fake who says we’re getting married.”
“We are, too!” she said, sulking. “He made me tell him a thousand things,” she added, going over to her couch where three dresses were draped. “What should I wear?”
“The blue one,” I said. “Blue-eyed blondes should wear blue.” I was stretching a point. “What did he make you PC?”
“All about the weather,” she said, somewhat muffled as she slipped the dress over her head. I helped her with a zipper and a catch. “About thirty cities, Lefty. He made me tell him the temperature and the barometric pressure every hour for about a month! I never did anything like that before.”
“Um-m-m,” I said, as she fooled around getting her hair in some sort of shape with a clip. It was straight hair, and not much could be done with it. “Were you right, though?”
“Yes,” she said, convinced. “I was very sure. Lefty, I want to do it, for you!”
“Sure,” I said. “Let’s go.”
The Lodge has good food, but you get tired of hanging around with a bunch of Psi’s, so we went on the town and found a good spot for dinner. What with rubber-necking at the big city, it was some after ten o’clock before we got back to the Chapter House and rode up to her apartment.
Pheola was bubbling happily about our evening. As she keyed open her door, I pushed her into her place and came in with her.
“For a couple who are going to get married,” I said, grinning at her, “it’s time we made a little love, Pheola.”
She squinted myopically at me, not sure if I were serious. “I thought you weren’t going...” she started.
“I’m not,” I assured her. “I’m talking about our special kind of love. Know what I mean?”
She shook her head doubtfully as I took her wrap and hung it in the closet.
“Let’s face a couple facts,” I said, as I led her to the sofa and we sat down. She squeezed up close to me, so that our knees were touching. “I believe in you. I’ve told you that I have seen you predict the future. More than that, I have felt you cure me. But precognition is hard to prove, and if we are going to get you into the Lodge, I think we had better stick to Maragon’s advice and work on your healing powers. It’s Maragon you’ll have to convince. He’s the last word.”
“I know,” she said, wriggling her skinny knees against me. “And it scares me.”
“Maybe it should,” I said, trying to draw away a bit. “Your life won’t be your own once your have been admitted to one of the degrees. But life in a Psi society has its compensations.
“Now, look at it this way,” I went on. “Whether you meant to or not, you have staked your reputation as a PC on a prediction that our Grand Master will suffer a heart attack.”
“He will!” she cut in.
“Sure. I even know a PC who agrees with you, in a misty sort of way. Now, think. You’re a healer. If you can heal what you predict, it would make a big hit. Can you?”
Pheola’s pointed features focused in a frown. “I’m sorry, Lefty,” she admitted, “I don’t even know what a heart attack is.”
“That’s what I thought,” I said, getting up to switch on the hi-fi. It gave out soft music--lover’s music, I guess it was meant to be. “But I’m a surgeon, you know that, don’t you? And I can teach you something about hearts. The question in my mind is whether you can learn to handle what you know.”
“I don’t understand, Lefty,” she said, holding out a hand to draw me back to her side on the sofa. I let her have me back.
“That’s what I meant by our kind of love,” I grinned at her. “Remember when you cured my arm the other night? You said you found a weak place in my head.”
“That’s what I did, darlin’.”
“Can you find that place again, now that it’s not weak?”
“Maybe,” she decided.
“Try to,” I suggested. I swung my feet around on the sofa and lay with my head in her lap. Pheola bent down over me and stroked my forehead with her fingers.
“Darlin’ Billy!” she whispered. “Yes! Yes! I can feel it!”
I’ll say she could. My thrashing right arm pretty near knocked her buck teeth out, and she retreated from my nervous system.
“You know what you did?” I asked, when the pain inside my head subsided.
“Not really, Lefty,” she admitted.
“You have a kind of telekinesis. It’s the lightest touch of all, but you applied it directly to my nerves. Perhaps you have some unconscious way of stimulating my synapses, making my nerve centers fire. I can’t figure it out exactly. But my question is this, can you feel your way all around inside my body?”
She recoiled a little. “That sounds awful,” she said.
“I thought you were in love with me,” I insisted, looking up at her down-bent features. “Do you really have reservations about me?”
“No, Lefty. I love all of you.”
“All right,” I said, reaching up to stroke her cheek in time with the music. “See if you can feel your way--lightly, now--down the same path in my left arm.”
She could, but not quite as lightly as I would have liked. We played with it until nearly midnight, by which time she had used what I can only call her sense of perception to feel her way through a good part of my nerves and viscera. Some of it was exquisitely painful, but from observing my flinching when she hurt me, Pheola pretty quickly found out how to ignore the synapses that fired pain through my brain.
At last I raised my head from her lap. “You’re doing great,” I said. “Do you feel tired?”
She shook her head. “Just excited,” she breathed. “What a funny way to get to know you!”
“Then we’ll try one more thing, baby,” I said. “Come on next door to my place. There’s some stuff over there I want you to work with.”
I thought Pheola might boggle about going into my apartment, but she came readily enough. I guess a PC has some pretty strong notions about what is going to happen next.
Just to keep the mood the same, I turned on my hi-fi and drew the loveseat up in front of the desk in my study. Pheola found a way to sit closer to me than I would have imagined possible while I fished a set of weights out of a drawer and laid them on the polished teak.
“Here’s how it goes,” I said to her, and TK’d the weights off the wood one at a time. Anybody else would have gotten bug-eyed, but Pheola just squinted to see better. Finally I made the big weight cross the room, go behind us, and then come back to its place on the desk. She had never seen a demonstration of trained ability, and to her it was so much magic.
“You’ve been doing the same thing, Pheola,” I told her as I put an arm around her shoulder. “Only you’ve been doing it first to my nerves and later to my insides. Now let me see you do it to this little ball.”
She looked at the little sphere of pith, similar to the ones that Evaleen Riley had used for practice, but nothing happened.
“I can’t feel it,” she protested, “It ... It isn’t you, Lefty. I’ll never feel anything that isn’t you!”
“Don’t get mystical,” I snapped. “You did some healing before you met me, and I don’t suppose you were in love with every one you helped, were you?”
“Of course not.”
“Nothing,” she said, and the pith ball did not budge.
“Now watch this,” I said, and popped the little ball into my mouth. “Feel for it,” I insisted, pushing it into one cheek where it did not interfere with my speech.