Chapter 2

And it had all started so simply, too. Malone remembered very clearly the first time he had had any indication that red Cadillacs were anything unusual, or special. Before that, he’d viewed them all with slightly wistful eyes: red, blue, green, gray, white, or even black Cadillacs were all the same to him. They spelled luxury and wealth and display, and a lot of other nice things.

Now, he wasn’t at all sure what they spelled. Except that it was definitely uncomfortable, and highly baffling.

He’d walked into the offices of Andrew J. Burris, Director of the FBI, just one week ago. It was a beautiful office, pine-paneled and spacious, and it boasted an enormous polished desk. And behind the desk sat Burris himself, looking both tired and somehow a little kindly.

“You sent for me, Chief?” Malone said.

“That’s right.” Burris nodded. “Malone, you’ve been working too hard lately.”

Now, Malone thought, it was coming. The dismissal he’d always feared. At last Burris had found out that he wasn’t the bright, intelligent, fearless, and alert FBI agent he was supposed to be. Burris had discovered that he was nothing more or less than lucky, and that all the “fine jobs” he was supposed to have done were only the result of luck.

Oh, well, Malone thought. Not being an FBI agent wouldn’t be so bad. He could always find another job.

Only at the moment he couldn’t think of one he liked.

He decided to make one last plea. “I haven’t been working so hard, Chief,” he said. “Not too hard, anyhow. I’m in great shape. I--”

“I’ve taken advantage of you, Malone, that’s what I’ve done,” Burris said, just as if Malone hadn’t spoken at all. “Just because you’re the best agent I’ve got, that’s no reason for me to hand you all the tough ones.”

“Just because I’m what?” Malone said, feeling slightly faint.

“I’ve given you the tough ones because you could handle them,” Burris said. “But that’s no reason to keep loading jobs on you. After that job you did on the Gorelik kidnaping, and the way you wrapped up the Transom counterfeit ring--well, Malone, I think you need a little relaxation.”

“Relaxation?” Malone said, feeling just a little bit pleased. Of course, he didn’t deserve any of the praise he was getting, he knew. He’d just happened to walk in on the Gorelik kidnapers because his telephone had been out of order. And the Transom ring hadn’t been just his job. After all, if other agents hadn’t managed to trace the counterfeit bills back to a common area in Cincinnati, he’d never have been able to complete his part of the assignment. But it was nice to be praised, anyhow. Malone felt a twinge of guilt, and told himself sternly to relax and enjoy himself.

“That’s what I said,” Burris told him. “Relaxation.”

“Well,” Malone said, “I certainly would like a vacation, that’s for sure. I’d like to snooze for a couple of weeks, or maybe go up to Cape Cod for a while. There’s a lot of nice scenery up around there. It’s restful, sort of, and I could just--”

He stopped. Burris was frowning, and when Andrew J. Burris frowned it was a good idea to look attentive, interested, and alert. “Now, Malone,” Burris said sadly, “I wasn’t exactly thinking about a vacation. You’re not scheduled for one until August, you know.”

“Oh, I know, Chief,” Malone said. “But I thought--”

“Much as I’d like to,” Burris said, “I just can’t make an exception; you know that, Malone. I’ve got to go pretty much by the schedule.”

“Yes, sir,” Malone said, feeling just a shade disappointed.

“But I do think you deserve a rest,” Burris said.

“Well, if I--”

“Here’s what I’m going to do,” Burris said, and paused. Malone felt a little unsure as to exactly what his chief was talking about, but by now he knew better than to ask a lot of questions. Sooner or later, Burris would probably explain himself. And if he didn’t, then there was no use worrying about it. That was just the way Burris acted.

“Suppose I gave you a chance to take it easy for a while,” Burris said. “You could catch up on your sleep, see some shows, have a couple of drinks during the evening, take girls out for dinner--you know. Something like that. How would you like it?”

“Well...” Malone said cautiously.

“Good,” Burris said. “I knew you would.”

Malone opened his mouth, thought briefly and closed it again. After all, it did sound sort of promising, and if there was a catch in it he’d find out about it soon enough.

“It’s really just a routine case,” Burris said in an offhand tone. “Nothing to it.”

“Oh,” Malone said.

“There’s this red Cadillac,” Burris said. “It was stolen from a party in Connecticut, out near Danbury, and it showed up in New York City. Now, the car’s crossed a state line.”

“That puts it in our jurisdiction,” Malone said, feeling obvious.

“Right,” Burris said. “Right on the nose.”

“But the New York office--”

“Naturally, they’re in charge of everything,” Burris said. “But I’m sending you out as sort of a special observer. Just keep your eyes open, and nose around and let me know what’s happening.”

“Keep my eyes and nose what?” Malone said.

“Open,” Burris said. “And let me know about it.”

Malone tried to picture himself with his eyes and nose open, and decided he didn’t look very attractive that way. Well, it was only a figure of speech or something. He didn’t have to think about it.

It really made a very ugly picture.

“But why a special observer?” he said after a second. Burris could read the reports from the New York office, and probably get more facts than any single agent could find out just wandering around a strange city. It sounded as if there were something, Malone told himself, just a tiny shade rotten in Denmark. It sounded as if there were going to be something in the nice easy assignment he was getting that would make him wish he’d gone lion hunting in Darkest Africa instead.

And then again, maybe he was wrong. He stood at ease and waited to find out.

“Well,” Burris said, “it is just a routine case. Just like I said. But there seems to be something a little bit odd about it.”

“I see,” Malone said with a sinking feeling.

“Here’s what happened,” Burris said hurriedly, as if he were afraid Malone was going to change his mind and refuse the assignment. “This red Cadillac I told you about was reported stolen from Danbury. Three days later, it turned up in New York City--parked smack across the street from a precinct police station. Of course it took them a while to wake up, but one of the officers happened to notice the routine report on stolen cars in the area, and he decided to go across the street and check the license number on the car. Then something funny happened.”

“Something funny?” Malone asked. He doubted that, whatever it was, it was going to make him laugh. But he kept his face a careful, receptive blank.

“That’s right,” Burris said. “Now, if you’re going to understand what happened, you’ve got to get the whole picture.”

“Sure,” Malone said.

“Only that isn’t what I mean,” Burris added suddenly.

Malone blinked. “What isn’t what you mean?” he said.

“Understanding what happened,” Burris said. “That’s the trouble. You won’t understand what happened. I don’t understand it, and neither does anybody else. So what do you think about it?”

“Think about what?” Malone said.

“About what I’ve been telling you,” Burris snapped. “This car.”

Malone took a deep breath. “Well,” he said, “this officer went over to check the license plate. It seems like the right thing to do. It’s just what I’d have done myself.”

“Sure you would,” Burris said. “Anybody would. But listen to me.”

“All right, Chief,” Malone said.

“It was just after dawn--early in the morning.” Malone wondered briefly if there were parts of the world where dawn came, say, late in the afternoon, or during the evening sometime, but he said nothing. “The street was deserted,” Burris went on. “But it was pretty light out, and the witnesses are willing to swear that there was nobody on that street for a block in either direction. Except them, of course.”

“Except who?” Malone said.

“Except the witnesses,” Burris said patiently. “Four cops, police officers who were standing on the front steps of the precinct station, talking. They were waiting to go on duty, or anyhow that’s what the report said. It’s lucky they were there, for whatever reason; they’re the only witnesses we’ve got.”

Burris stopped. Malone waited a few seconds and then said, as calmly as he could, “Witnesses to what?”

“To this whole business with Sergeant Jukovsky,” Burris said.

The sudden introduction of a completely new name confused Malone for an instant, but he recovered gamely. “Sergeant Jukovsky was the man who investigated the car,” he said.

“That’s right,” Burris said. “Except that he didn’t.”

Malone sighed.

“Those four officers--the witnesses--they weren’t paying much attention to what looked like the routine investigation of a parked car,” Burris said. “But here’s their testimony. They were standing around talking when this Sergeant Jukovsky came out of the station, spoke to them in passing, and went on across the street. He didn’t seem very worried or alarmed about anything.”

“Good,” Malone said involuntarily. “I mean, go on, Chief,” he added.

“Ah,” Burris said. “All right. Well. According to Jukovsky, he took a look at the plate and found the numbers checked the listing he had for a stolen Connecticut car. Then he walked around to take a look inside the car. It was empty. Get that, Malone. The car was empty.”

“Well,” Malone said, “it was parked. I suppose parked cars are usually empty. What’s special about this one?”

“Wait and see,” Burris said ominously. “Jukovsky swears the car was empty. He tried the doors, and they were all locked but one, the front door on the curb side, the driver’s door. So he opened it, and leaned over to have a look at the odometer to check the mileage. And something clobbered him on the back of the head.”

“One of the other cops,” Malone said.

“One of the--who?” Burris said. “No. Not the cops. Not at all.”

“Then something fell on him,” Malone said. “Okay. Then whatever fell on him ought to be--”

“Malone,” Burris said.

“Yes, Chief?”

“Jukovsky woke up on the sidewalk with the other cops all around him. There was nothing on that sidewalk but Jukovsky. Nothing could have fallen on him; it hadn’t landed anywhere, if you see what I mean.”

“Sure,” Malone said. “But--”

“Whatever it was,” Burris said, “they didn’t find it. But that isn’t the peculiar thing.”

“No?”

“No,” Burris said slowly. “Now--”

“Wait a minute,” Malone said. “They looked on the sidewalk and around there. But did they think to search the car?”

“They didn’t get a chance,” Burris said. “Anyhow, not then. Not until they got around to picking up the pieces of the car uptown at 125th Street.”

Malone closed his eyes. “Where was this precinct?” he said.

“Midtown,” Burris said. “In the forties.”

“And the pieces of the car were eighty blocks away when they searched it?” Malone said.

Burris nodded.

“All right,” Malone said pleasantly. “I give up.”

“Well, that’s what I’m trying to tell you,” Burris said. “According to the witnesses, after Jukovsky fell out of the car, the motor started and the car drove off uptown.”

“Oh,” Malone said. He thought about that for a minute and decided at last to hazard one little question. It sounded silly--but then, what didn’t? “The car just drove off all by itself?” he said.

Burris seemed abashed. “Well, Malone,” he said carefully, “that’s where the conflicting stories of the eyewitnesses don’t agree. You see, two of the cops say there was nobody in the car. Nobody at all. Of any kind. Small or large.”

“And the other two?” Malone said.

“The other two swear they saw somebody at the wheel,” Burris said, “but they won’t say whether it was a man, a woman, a small child, or an anthropoid ape. And they haven’t the faintest idea where he, she, or it came from.”

“Great,” Malone said. He felt a little tired. This trip was beginning to sound less and less like a vacation.

“Those two cops swear there was something--or somebody--driving the car,” Burris said. “And that isn’t all.”

“It isn’t?” Malone said.

Burris shook his head. “A couple of the cops jumped into a squad car and started following the red Cadillac. One of these cops saw somebody in the car when it left the curb. The other one didn’t. Got that?”

“I’ve got it,” Malone said, “but I don’t exactly know what to do with it.”

“Just hold on to it,” Burris said, “and listen to this. The cops were about two blocks behind at the start, and they couldn’t close the gap right away. The Cadillac headed west and climbed up the ramp of the West Side Highway, heading north, out toward Westchester. I’d give a lot to know where they were going, too.”

“But they crashed,” Malone said, remembering that the pieces were at 125th Street. “So--”

“They didn’t crash right away,” Burris said. “The prowl car started gaining on the Cadillac slowly. And--now, get this, Malone--both the cops swear there was somebody in the driver’s seat now.”

“Wait a minute,” Malone said. “One of these cops didn’t see anybody at all in the driver’s seat when the car started off.”

“Right,” Burris said.

“But on the West Side Highway, he did see a driver,” Malone said. He thought for a minute. “Hell, it could happen. They took off so fast he could have been confused, or something.”

“There’s another explanation,” Burris said.

“Sure,” Malone said cheerfully. “We’re all crazy. The whole world is crazy.”

“Not that one,” Burris said. “I’ll tell you when I finish with this thing about the car itself. There isn’t much description of whoever or whatever was driving that car on the West Side Highway, by the way. In case you were thinking of asking.”

Malone, who hadn’t been thinking of asking anything, tried to look clever. Burris regarded him owlishly for a second, and then went on:

“The car was hitting it up at about a hundred and ten by this time, and accelerating all the time. But the souped-up squad car was coming on fast, too, and it was quite a chase. Luckily, there weren’t many cars on the road. Somebody could have been killed, Malone.”

“Like the driver of the Cadillac,” Malone ventured.

Burris looked pained. “Not exactly,” he said. “Because the car hit the 125th Street exit like a bomb. It swerved right, just as though it were going to take the exit and head off somewhere, but it was going much too fast by that time. There just wasn’t any way to maneuver. The Cadillac hit the embankment, flipped over the edge, and smashed. It caught fire almost at once. Of course the prowl car braked fast and went down the exit after it. But there wasn’t anything to do.”

“That’s what I said,” Malone said. “The driver of the Cadillac was killed. In a fire like that--”

“Don’t jump to conclusions, Malone,” Burris said. “Wait. When the prowl car boys got to the scene, there was no sign of anybody in the car. Nobody at all.”