At 2:34 a.m., Patrolman Louis Whedbee left the Zip Cab station. With arch supports squeaking and night stick swinging, Whedbee walked east to the call box at the corner of Sullivan and Cherokee. The traffic signal suspended above the intersection blinked a cautionary amber. Not a car moved on the silent streets.
Whedbee reached for the box. Then he swore softly and stepped off the curb. “Pardon me,” he said, for he believed that a policeman should be courteous at all times, even when arresting a school zone speedster. This, however, was not a speedster. It seemed to be a huge man standing on top of a truck and cutting down the stop light. “What’s going on here?” Whedbee asked.
HONEYCHILE BAKERY was advertised on the side of the truck. Instinctively, Whedbee jammed his whistle in his mouth when he realized that the man on the truck wore something like a suit of long underwear made of improbable black fur sprinkled with tiny red spots.
“What are you doing to the stop light?” Whedbee demanded.
The amber light quit blinking without the expected electrical display. Sinuous as beheaded snakes, the wires and cables supporting the traffic signal fell into the street. The unusual man pocketed his cutting tool--a long thin tube--and lowered the stop light to the truck. He looked at Whedbee. The corner street lamp reacted upon his eyes like a flashlight thrown on a tomcat in an alley. The eyes gleamed green.
Whedbee’s whistle arced to the end of the chain and clanked against his metal buttons. A block away on Center Street, a heavy truck roared through the business section. The bell of a switch engine tolled near the freight depot, and a small dog barked suddenly at the obscured sky.
“I am promoting you to captain. You will replace Hanks, whom I am demoting,” the figure on the truck announced.
“Chief Grindstaff?” Whedbee wondered.
The chief of police glared down at the patrolman. He hooked a bright metal globe to the stop light, lifted it in one hand, and jumped, landing lightly on the pavement. “Put this in the mobile unit,” he said. “The truck, I evil.”
“Huh? Sure, chief,” Whedbee said. He tucked his night stick under his arm and prepared to accept a heavy load. Tensed muscles almost felled him when the signal proved to weigh not more than one pound.
Chief Grindstaff opened the doors in the rear of the truck, releasing a faint odor of stale bread. The truck was empty. Whedbee deposited the almost weightless burden. The chief looked him in the eye. “I am promoting you to captain,” he repeated. “You will replace Hanks, whom I am demoting.”
“Thanks, chief!” Whedbee exalted. “You know Hanks didn’t treat me fair that time I--”
“Yes, I know all about that,” the chief interposed. “Go bring the postage box and place it in the truck.”
“The which? Oh, you mean the mailbox!” Whedbee walked across the street to the square green box with the rounded metal top. Another of the globes had been attached to the mailbox, and the legs had been burned loose from the concrete sidewalk. Confidently, Whedbee lifted the light object, carried it to the truck, and deposited it inside.
“Bleachers there,” said Chief Grindstaff.
“What you say, chief?”
“Stands there. No, stand there.”
Patrolman Whedbee stood by the back of the truck. Chief Grindstaff placed a device like an atomizer under Whedbee’s nose and released the spray.
Miss Betsy Tapp awoke after not more than one hour of fitful sleep. The door to the garage apartment shook under the tattoo of a heavy fist. Miss Tapp’s heart thudded somewhere inside her thirty-eight-inch bosom. She lay rigid in darkness penetrated only by the glimmer of a distant street light.
The knocking ceased. Boards creaked on the platform outside the door. A face appeared at the window, a face in complete shadow except for two eyes that glowed with greenish light.
Miss Tapp, unaware of the disarray of her nightgown, sat upright. The alarm clock on the floor by the bed clacked in the stillness. The tap in the kitchen cubicle dripped. Timbers, contracting in the cool of early morning, popped faintly.
“I need to marry you,” the face said. “I was wrong tonight. Forgive me.”
“Fred?” Miss Tapp gasped in sudden joy.
“Open the portal,” Fred said.
Wrenching metal curlers from her permanently waved hair, Miss Tapp bounded to the door. She released the catch and threw herself at the figure on the landing. Fred purred, “I want to marry you. I was wrong tonight. Forgive me.”
“Oh, Fred,” Miss Tapp sighed. “I knew you’d come back! You just had too much to drink! I forgive you, Fred! We’ll--”
“Yes. Bring your rayon crepe with tall tucking.”
“Bring your garb, your clothing. Hurry.”
Miss Tapp skillfully fought a blush. “Oh, Fred! I’m sorry. I’ll be dressed in a minute!”
Fred slowly stated, “I want to marry you. I was wrong tonight. Forgive me.” He walked into the apartment and rapidly gathered and rolled together the dress and undergarments scattered on and about the chair. He stuffed the spike-heeled shoes into pockets of his black fur suit and lifted Miss Tapp in his arms.
“We’re eloping!” Miss Tapp sighed as Fred carried her down the outside stairs. A Honeychile Bakery truck, with rear doors open, waited in the driveway. Fred tossed the roll of clothing and the slippers into the truck, and swiftly sprayed Miss Tapp.
An unearthly glow permeated the bedroom and cast the black shadows of heavy furniture against the faded papered walls. Within the glow, two dots of green flickered. The Reverend Enos Shackelford dropped on creaking knees and bowed his grizzled head.
A voice said, “Well done, good and faithful servant. Arise and follow me.”
“Lord,” said Reverend Shackelford, “I have served thee faithfully all the days of my life. Remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom. Remember also--”
“Yes. Well done, good and faithful servant. Arise and follow me.”
Shackelford stood on tottering old legs. His nightshirt hung below his knees. Horrified shock blanched his lined face. “Blasphemer!” he cried. “False prophet! Get thee behind me, Satan!”
The glow danced and faded. A towering black shape pointed a bent rod. The rod hissed. The Reverend Shackelford staggered against a small table, dragging it with him to the floor. He lay still with one gnarled old hand on a large golden-edged book that had fallen from the table.
“You’re fired,” the man in the dream said over and over.
Calvin C. Kear rolled off the half-bed, struck the floor, and awoke. “First time I’ve fallen out of bed in years,” he groaned. His shaking hand fumbled with the switch and succeeded in turning on the lamp.
Mrs. Calvin C. Kear sprawled on her back in the other bed and snored. “You and your fifteen-thousand-dollar house,” Kear muttered. He combed his thinning hair with his fingers. “You and your sterling silver. You and your chosen pattern. Your service for eight. How far do you think fifty-four dollars a week will go with 12-gauge shells three and a quarter a box?”
Green eyes glittered beside the frilly dressing table. The man standing there said, “I’m not igniting you. I’m giving you a bonus for your fine work. Enough currency to pay the loan on this house. You’ll be making two hundred per week. This fall, I’ll take you hunting at my place in the country.”
“Boss?” Kear mumbled. “I mean, Mr. Darmond?”
“Put on your clothing,” the boss said. “I’ll show you your new office. You may have a secretary, also. I’m not firing you. I’m giving you a bonus.”
Kear sat gasping on the floor. “That’s great, boss!” he exclaimed. “I thought I did an extra special job on the plastics mill design. It’ll mean a lot to the company. We--”
“Yes. Dress quickly.”
Kear threw off his pajamas and started stuffing arms and legs into his clothes. Mrs. Kear opened her eyes and squeaked like a dying rabbit.
The bent rod in the boss’s hand hissed, and Mrs. Kear stopped squeaking.
With tie flapping, shirt unbuttoned, shoes unlaced, Kear followed the boss through the living room and down the flagstone walk to the street. The boss opened the doors of the Honeychile Bakery truck and said, “In here.”
Mrs. Jane Huprich dropped her mop. Her varicose legs trotted across the wet lobby of the Jordon Building, and her flabby fat arms reached for the tall man with bright eyes who stood near the elevators. “It’s me, Mom,” the man cried.
“Matt!” Mrs. Huprich cried. “Matt, baby!”