Anything You Can Do
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Chapter 5
Two-fifths of a second. That was all the time Bart Stanton had from the first moment his supersensitive ears heard the first faint whisper of metal against leather.
He made good use of the time.
The noise had come from behind and slightly to the left of him, so he drew his left-hand weapon and spun to the left as he dropped to a crouch. He had turned almost completely around, drawn his gun, and fired three shots before the other man had even leveled his own weapon.
The bullets from Stanton’s gun made three round spots on the man’s jacket, almost touching each other, and directly over the heart. The man blinked stupidly for a moment, looking down at the spots.
“My God,” he said softly.
Then he returned his own weapon slowly to its holster.
The big room was noisy. The three shots had merely added to the noise of the gunfire that rattled intermittently around the two men. And even that gunfire was only a part of the cacophony. The tortured molecules of the air in the room were so besieged by the beat of drums, the blare of trumpets, the crackle of lightning, the rumble of heavy machinery, the squawks and shrieks of horns and whistles, the rustle of autumn leaves, the machine-gun snap of popping popcorn, the clink and jingle of falling coins, and the yelps, bellows, howls, roars, snarls, grunts, bleats, moos, purrs, cackles, quacks, chirps, buzzes, and hisses of a myriad of animals, that each molecule would have thought that it was being shoved in a hundred thousand different directions at once if it had had a mind to think with.
The noise wasn’t deafening, but it was certainly all-pervasive.
Bart Stanton had reholstered his own weapon and half opened his lips to speak when he heard another sound behind him.
Again he whirled, his guns in his hands--both of them this time--and his forefingers only fractions of a millimeter from the point that would fire the hair triggers.
But he did not fire.
The second man had merely shifted the weapons in his holsters and then dropped his hands away.
The noise, which had been flooding the room over the speaker system, died instantly.
Stanton shoved his guns back into place and rose from his crouch. “Real cute,” he said, grinning. “I wasn’t expecting that one.”
The man he was facing smiled back. “Well, Bart, perhaps we have proved our point. What do you think, Colonel?” The last was addressed to the third man, who was still standing quietly, looking worried and surprised about the three spots on his jacket that had come from the special harmless projectiles in Stanton’s gun.
Colonel Mannheim was four inches shorter than Stanton’s five-ten, and was fifteen years older. But in spite of the differences, he would have laughed if anyone had told him five minutes before that he couldn’t outdraw a man who was standing with his back turned.
His bright blue eyes, set deep beneath craggy brows in a tanned face, looked speculatively at the younger man.
“Incredible,” he said gently. “Absolutely incredible.” Then he looked at the other man, a lean civilian with mild blue eyes a shade lighter than his own. “All right, Farnsworth; I’m convinced. You and your staff have quite literally created a superman. Anyone who can stand in a noise-filled room and hear a man draw a gun twenty feet behind him is incredible enough. The fact that he could and did outdraw and outshoot me after I had started--well, that’s almost beyond comprehension.”
He looked back at Bart Stanton. “What’s your opinion? Do you think you can handle the Nipe, Stanton?”
Stanton paused imperceptibly before answering, while his ultrafast mind considered the problem before arriving at a decision. Just how much confidence should he show the colonel? Mannheim was a man with tremendous confidence in his own abilities, but who was nevertheless capable of recognizing that there were men who were his superiors in one field or another.
“If I can’t dispose of the Nipe,” Stanton said, “no one can.”
Colonel Mannheim nodded slowly. “I believe you’re right,” he said at last. His voice was firm with inner conviction. He shot a glance at Farnsworth. “How about the second man?”
Farnsworth shook his head. “He’ll never make it. In another two years we can put him into reasonable shape again, but his nervous system just couldn’t stand the gaff.”
“Can we get another man ready in time?”
“Hardly. We can’t just pick a man up off the street and turn him into a superman. Even if we could find another subject with Bart’s genetic possibilities, it would take more time than we have to spare.”
“No way at all of cutting the time down?”
“This isn’t magic, Colonel,” Farnsworth said. “You don’t change a nobody into a physical and mental giant by saying abracadabra or by teaching him how to pronounce shazam properly.”
“I’m aware of that,” said the colonel without rancor. “It’s just that I keep feeling that five years of work on Mr. Stanton should have taught you enough to be able to repeat the process in less time.”
Farnsworth repeated the head-shaking. “Human beings aren’t machines, Colonel. They require time to heal, time to learn, time to integrate themselves. Remember that, in spite of our increased knowledge of anesthesia, antibiotics, viricides, and obstetrics, it still takes nine months to produce a baby. We’re in the same position, if not more so. After all, we can’t even allow for a premature delivery.”
“I know,” said Mannheim.
“Besides,” Dr. Farnsworth continued, “Stanton’s body and nervous system are now close to the theoretical limit for human tissue. I’m afraid you don’t realize what kind of mental stability and organization are required to handle the equipment he has now.”
“I’m sure I don’t,” Colonel Mannheim agreed. “I doubt if anyone besides Stanton himself really knows.” He looked at Bart Stanton. “That’s it then, son. You’re it. You’re the only answer we’ve found so far. And the only answer visible in the foreseeable future to the problem posed by the Nipe.”
The colonel’s face seemed to darken. “Ten years,” he said in a low voice. “Ten years that inhuman monster has been loose on Earth. He’s become a legend. He’s replaced Satan, the Bogeyman, Frankenstein’s monster, and Mumbo Jumbo, Lord of the Congo, in the public mind. Read the newsfacs, watch the newscasts. Take a look at popular fiction. He’s everywhere at once. He can do anything. He’s taken on the attributes of the djinn, the vampire, the ghoul, the werewolf, and every other horror and hobgoblin that the mind of man has conjured up in the past half million years.”
“That’s hardly surprising, Colonel,” Bart Stanton said with a wry smile. “If a human being had gone on a ten-year rampage of robbery and murder, showing himself as callously indifferent to human life and property as you and I would be to the life and property of a cockroach, and if, in addition, he proved impossible to catch, such a person would be looked upon as a demon too. And if you add to that the fact that the Nipe is not human, that he is as frightening in appearance as he is in actions, what can you expect?”
“I agree,” said Dr. Farnsworth. “Look at Jack the Ripper and consider how he terrorized London a couple of centuries ago.”
“I know,” said Colonel Mannheim. “There have been human criminals whose actions could be described as ‘inhuman’, but the Nipe has some touches that few human criminals have thought of and almost none would have the capacity to execute. If he has time to spare, his victims become an annoying problem in identification when they’re found. He leaves nothing but well-gnawed bones. And by ‘time to spare’, I mean twenty or thirty minutes. The damned monster has a very efficient digestive tract, if nothing else. He eats like a shrew.”
“And if he doesn’t have time, he beats them to death,” Bart Stanton said thoughtfully.
Colonel Mannheim frowned. “Not exactly. According to the evidence--”
Dr. Farnsworth interrupted him. “Colonel, let’s go into the lounge, shall we? Aside from the fact that standing around in an empty chamber like this isn’t the most comfortable way to discuss the fate of mankind, this room is scheduled for other work.”
Colonel Mannheim grinned, caught up by the touch of lightness that the biophysicist had injected into the conversation. “Very well. I could do with some coffee, if you have some.”
“All you want,” said Dr. Farnsworth, leading the way toward the door of the chamber and opening it. “Or, if you’d prefer something with a little more power to it...”
“Thanks, no,” said Mannheim. “Coffee will do fine. How about you, Stanton?”
Bart Stanton shook his head. “I’d love to have some coffee, but I’ll leave the alcohol alone. I’d just have the luck to be finishing a drink when our friend, the Nipe, popped in on us. And when I do meet him, I’m going to need every microsecond of reflex speed I can scrape up.”
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