William Manet was alone.
In the beginning, he had seen many advantages to being alone. It would give him an unprecedented opportunity to once and for all correlate loneliness to the point of madness, to see how long it would take him to start slavering and clawing the pin-ups from the magazines, to begin teaching himself classes in philosophy consisting of interminable lectures to a bored and captive audience of one.
He would be able to measure the qualities of peace and decide whether it was really better than war, he would be able to get as fat and as dirty as he liked, he would be able to live more like an animal and think more like a god than any man for generations.
But after a shorter time than he expected, it all got to be a tearing bore. Even the waiting to go crazy part of it.
Not that he was going to have any great long wait of it. He was already talking to himself, making verbal notes for his lectures, and he had cut out a picture of Annie Oakley from an old book. He tacked it up and winked at it whenever he passed that way.
Lately she was winking back at him.
Loneliness was a physical weight on his skull. It peeled the flesh from his arms and legs and sandpapered his self-pity to a fine sensitivity.
No one on Earth was as lonely as William Manet, and even William Manet could only be this lonely on Mars.
Manet was Atmosphere Seeder Station 131-47’s own human.
All Manet had to do was sit in the beating aluminum heart in the middle of the chalk desert and stare out, chin cupped in hands, at the flat, flat pavement of dirty talcum, at the stars gleaming as hard in the black sky as a starlet’s capped teeth ... stars two of which were moons and one of which was Earth. He had to do nothing else. The whole gimcrack was cybernetically controlled, entirely automatic. No one was needed here--no human being, at least.
The Workers’ Union was a pretty small pressure group, but it didn’t take much to pressure the Assembly. Featherbedding had been carefully specified, including an Overseer for each of the Seeders to honeycomb Mars, to prepare its atmosphere for colonization.
They didn’t give tests to find well-balanced, well-integrated people for the job. Well-balanced, well-integrated men weren’t going to isolate themselves in a useless job. They got, instead, William Manet and his fellows.
The Overseers were to stay as long as the job required. Passenger fare to Mars was about one billion dollars. They weren’t providing commuter service for night shifts. They weren’t providing accommodations for couples when the law specified only one occupant. They weren’t providing fuel (at fifty million dollars a gallon) for visits between the various Overseers. They weren’t very providential.
But it was two hundred thousand a year in salary, and it offered wonderful opportunities.
It gave William Manet an opportunity to think he saw a spaceship making a tailfirst landing on the table of the desert, its tail burning as bright as envy.
Manet suspected hallucination, but in an existence with all the pallid dispassion of a requited love he was happy to welcome dementia. Sometimes he even manufactured it. Sometimes he would run through the arteries of the factory and play that it had suddenly gone mad hating human beings, and was about to close down its bulkheads on him as sure as the Engineers’ Thumb and bale up the pressure-dehydrated digest, making so much stall flooring of him. He ran until he dropped with a kind of climaxing release of terror.
So Manet put on the pressure suit he had been given because he would never need it, and marched out to meet the visiting spaceship.
He wasn’t quite clear how he came from walking effortlessly across the Martian plain that had all the distance-perpetuating qualities of a kid’s crank movie machine to the comfortable interior of a strange cabin. Not a ship’s cabin but a Northwoods cabin.
The black and orange Hallowe’en log charring in the slate stone fireplace seemed real. So did the lean man with the smiling mustache painted with the random designs of the fire, standing before the horizontal pattern of chinked wall.
“Need a fresher?” the host inquired.
Manet’s eyes wondered down to heavy water tumbler full of rich, amber whiskey full of sparks from the hearth. He stirred himself in the comfortingly warm leather chair. “No, no, I’m fine.” He let the word hang there for examination. “Pardon me, but could you tell me just what place this is?”
The host shrugged. It was the only word for it. “Whatever place you choose it to be, so long as you’re with Trader Tom. ‘Service,’ that’s my motto. It is a way of life with me.”
“Trader Tom? Service?”
“Yes! That’s it exactly. It’s me exactly. Trader Tom Service--Serving the Wants of the Spaceman Between the Stars. Of course, ‘stars’ is poetic. Any point of light in the sky in a star. We service the planets.”
Manet took the tumbler in both hands and drank. It was good whiskey, immensely powerful. “The government wouldn’t pay for somebody serving the wants of spacemen,” he exploded.
“Ah,” Trader Tom said, cautionary. He moved nearer the fire and warmed his hands and buttocks. “Ah, but I am not a government service. I represent free enterprise.”
“Nonsense,” Manet said. “No group of private individuals can build a spaceship. It takes a combine of nations.”
“But remember only that businessmen are reactionary. It’s well-known. Ask anyone on the street. Businessmen are reactionary even beyond the capitalistic system. Money is a fiction that exists mostly on paper. They play along on paper to get paper things, but to get real things they can forego the papers. Comprehend, mon ami? My businessmen have gone back to the barter system. Between them, they have the raw materials, the trained men, the man-hours to make a spaceship. So they make it. Damned reactionaries, all of my principals.”
“I don’t believe you,” Manet stated flatly. His conversation had grown blunt with disuse. “What possible profit could your principals turn from running a trading ship among scattered exploration posts on the planets? What could you give us that a benevolent government doesn’t already supply us with? And if there was anything, how could we pay for it? My year’s salary wouldn’t cover the transportation costs of this glass of whiskey.”
“Do you find it good whiskey?”
“Excellent, if you prefer.”
“I only meant--but never mind. We give you what you want. As for paying for it--why, forget about the payment. You may apply for a Trader Tom Credit Card.”
“And I could buy anything that I wanted with it?” Manet demanded. “That’s absurd. I’d never be able to pay for it.”
“That’s it precisely!” Trader Tom said with enthusiasm. “You never pay for it. Charges are merely deducted from your estate.”
“But I may leave no estate!”
Trader Tom demonstrated his peculiar shrug. “All businesses operate on a certain margin of risk. That is our worry.”
Manet finished the mellow whiskey and looked into the glass. It seemed to have been polished clean. “What do you have to offer?”
“Whatever you want?”
Irritably, “How do I know what I want until I know what you have?”
“I know? All right, I know. You don’t have it for sale.”
“Old chap, understand if you please that I do not only sell. I am a trader--Trader Tom. I trade with many parties. There are, for example ... extraterrestrials.”
“On the contrary, mon cher, the only reality it lacks is political reality. The Assembly could no longer justify their disposition of the cosmos if it were known they were dealing confiscation without representation. Come, tell me what you want.”
Manet gave in to it. “I want to be not alone,” he said.
“Of course,” Trader Tom replied, “I suspected. It is not so unusual, you know. Sign here. And here. Two copies. This is yours. Thank you so much.”
Manet handed back the pen and stared at the laminated card in his hand.
| TRADER TOM CREDIT CARD |
| Good for Anything |
| A-1 98765432**** |
| WM. MaNeT /--rader /--om |
| (Sign Here) Trader Tom |
When he looked up from the card, Manet saw the box. Trader Tom was pushing it across the floor towards him.
The box had the general dimensions of a coffin, but it wasn’t wood--only brightly illustrated cardboard. There was a large four-color picture on the lid showing men, women and children moving through a busy city street. The red and blue letters said:
The Socialization Kit P/
“It is commercialized,” Trader Tom admitted with no little chagrin. “It is presented to appeal to a twelve-year-old child, an erotic, aggressive twelve-year-old, the typical sensie goer--but that is reality. It offends men of good taste like ourselves, yet sometimes it approaches being art. We must accept it.”
“What’s the cost?” Manet asked. “Before I accept it, I have to know the charges.”
“You never know the cost. Only your executor knows that. It’s the Trader Tom plan.”
“Well, is it guaranteed?”
“There are no guarantees,” Trader Tom admitted. “But I’ve never had any complaints yet.”
“Suppose I’m the first?” Manet suggested reasonably.
“You won’t be,” Trader Tom said. “I won’t pass this way again.”
Manet didn’t open the box. He let it fade quietly in the filtered but still brilliant sunlight near a transparent wall.
Manet puttered around the spawning monster, trying to brush the copper taste of the station out of his mouth in the mornings, talking to himself, winking at Annie Oakley, and waiting to go mad.
Finally, Manet woke up one morning. He lay in the sheets of his bunk, suppressing the urge to go wash his hands, and came at last to the conclusion that, after all the delay, he was mad.
So he went to open the box.
The cardboard lid seemed to have become both brittle and rotten. It crumbled as easily as ideals. But Manet was old enough to remember the boxes Japanese toys came in when he was a boy, and was not alarmed.
The contents were such a glorious pile of junk, of bottles from old chemistry sets, of pieces from old Erector sets, of nameless things and unremembered antiques from neglected places, that it seemed too good to have been assembled commercially. It was the collection of lifetime.
On top of everything was a paperbound book, the size of the Reader’s Digest, covered in rippled gray flexiboard. The title was stamped in black on the spine and cover: The Making of Friends.
Manet opened the book and, turning one blank page, found the title in larger print and slightly amplified: The Making of Friends and Others. There was no author listed. A further line of information stated: “A Manual for Lifo, The Socialization Kit.” At the bottom of the title page, the publisher was identified as: LIFO KIT CO., LTD., SYRACUSE.
The unnumbered first chapter was headed Your First Friend.
/# Before you go further, first find the Modifier in your kit. This is vital. #/
He quickly riffled through the pages. Other Friends, Authority, A Companion ... Then The Final Model. Manet tried to flip past this section, but the pages after the sheet labeled The Final Model were stuck together. More than stuck. There was a thick slab of plastic in the back of the book. The edges were ridged as if there were pages to this section, but they could only be the tracks of lame ants.
Manet flipped back to page one.
/# First find the Modifier in your kit. This is vital to your entire experiment in socialization. The Modifier is Part #A-1 on the Master Chart. #/
He prowled through the box looking for some kind of a chart. There was nothing that looked like a chart inside. He retrieved the lid and looked at its inside. Nothing. He tipped the box and looked at its outside. Not a thing. There was always something missing from kits. Maybe even the Modifier itself.
He read on, and probed and scattered the parts in the long box. He studied the manual intently and groped out with his free hand.
The toe bone was connected to the foot bone...
The Red King sat smugly in his diagonal corner.
The Black King stood two places away, his top half tipsy in frustration.
The Red King crabbed sideways one square.
The Black King pounced forward one space.
The Red King advanced backwards to face the enemy.
The Black King shuffled sideways.
The Red King followed...
“Tie game,” Ronald said.
“Tie game,” Manet said.
“Let’s talk,” Ronald said cheerfully. He was always cheerful.
Cheerfulness was a personality trait Manet had thumbed out for him. Cheerful. Submissive. Co-operative. Manet had selected these factors in order to make Ronald as different a person from himself as possible.
“The Korean-American War was the greatest of all wars,” Ronald said pontifically.
“Only in the air,” Manet corrected him.
Intelligence was one of the factors Manet had punched to suppress. Intelligence. Aggressiveness. Sense of perfection. Ronald couldn’t know any more than Manet, but he could (and did) know less. He had seen to that when his own encephalograph matrix had programmed Ronald’s feeder.
“There were no dogfights in Korea,” Ronald said.
“The dogfight was a combat of hundreds of planes in a tight area, the last of which took place near the end of the First World War. The aerial duel, sometimes inaccurately referred to as a ‘dogfight’ was not seen in Korea either. The pilots at supersonic speeds only had time for single passes at the enemy. Still, I believe, contrary to all experts, that this took greater skill, man more wedded to machine, than the leisurely combats of World War One.”
“Daniel Boone was still a crack shot at eight-five. He was said to be warm, sincere, modest, truthful, respected and rheumatic.”
Manet knew it all. He had heard it all before.
He was so damned sick of hearing about Korean air battles, Daniel Boone, the literary qualities of ancient sports fiction magazines, the painting of Norman Rockwell, New York swing, ad nauseum. What a narrow band of interests! With the whole universe to explore in thought and concept, why did he have to be trapped with such an unoriginal human being?
Of course, Ronald wasn’t an original human being. He was a copy.
Manet had been interested in the Fabulous Forties--Lt. “Hoot” Gibson, Sam Merwin tennis stories, Saturday Evening Post covers--when he had first learned of them, and he had learned all about them. He had firm opinions on all these.
He yearned for someone to challenge him--to say that Dime Sports had been nothing but a cheap yellow rag and, why, Sewanee Review, there had been a magazine for you.