During the Earth-Silth conflicts, two commanders of opposing warships played a game of chicken at one of the outer known solar systems, the result being a head-on collision and two ships fused together at the bows. After the cease fire agreement plans were made to salvage what they could from the ships and Alain from Earth was sent as part of a two man crew to recover components from the Earth vessel while a team from the Silth would handle theirs. Nothing turned out to be as expected.
A cowboy looking to retire out in the country stumbles across an alien crash site filled with sexy aliens. Aliens bring attention, people get abducted, more aliens show up... one thing leads to another and... fun times!
Not exactly a spaghetti western, but there is spaghetti!